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100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay

100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
k achanak kashti ruk gai
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sab doob gaye, kaisay?
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pathan thay na sub,
dhakka deney utar gaye
:p

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1 pathan aero plane me pilot



1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.

Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p

170 chars (2 sms)


Aik pathan jub bhi wash room



Aik pathan jub bhi wash room
jata to darwaza khol kar jata.

Kisi ne wajah pochi to us ne bataya
k usey shak hai k darwaze k neecay
wale soorah se use koi dekhta hai

176 chars (2 sms)


Someone wrote to

Someone wrote to PATHAN agr tm zaheen ho to 100 ka blnc bhejo
Hoshyar ho to 200 or
Agr dono ho to 300 bhejo


Pathan sent 600.Rs
and wrote
YARA HM SBKA BAAP HY!

167 chars (2 sms)


PathAn KA Interview

PathAn KA Interview Ho RAhA ThA: BatAo " N W F P" Ka KyA MatLAb Hai??


PathAn BoLA

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NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN . . .

124 chars (1 sms)


Ek pathan or sardar science ka tajurba kar rahe thay

Ek pathan or sardar science ka tajurba kar rahe thay
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Nichay kia talash kar rahe ho Joke to upar hai

151 chars (1 sms)


EiK PatHaN CycLE

EiK PatHaN CycLE
Pe LarKi K SaMnE
ZoR SaY GiRa

AuR

JaLdi Se KhArA
HoGayA !!


LaRki Oh My GoD!



PaThAn HuM aiSaY
He UtArTa Hai ;->

152 chars (1 sms)


"Raks karti hay gardish-e-dauran,

"Raks karti hay gardish-e-dauran,

dar khulay hain sharab khano k,

"Chaey peenay ko ab kahan jayen,

Band hotel hoey pathano k."

135 chars (1 sms)


Taliban: Hum Buht jald karachi arhe hai

Taliban: Hum Buht jald karachi arhe hai

MQM: Aslaha le lo

Awam: Rashan le kar rakh lo
Pathan: Istaqbal karo,

Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE:-)

169 chars (2 sms)


1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan Se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ?

1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan Se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ?









Pathan Basant Jub Sare Bache Chaat Pe Hote Hai

127 chars (1 sms)


1 pathan 12 floor pe

1 pathan 12 floor pe office me betha tha
1 admi aya or bola,Gul Khan tmhari beti bhag gayi
Ye sunte hi pthan ne 12 floor se jump lagadi
Niche girte waqt10th flor pr yad aya k hmara to koi beti hi nhi,5th flor pr yad aya k hmari to abi shadi hi ni hue or gir kr yad aya k hmara name to GUL KHAN hi nhi hy..

308 chars (2 sms)


2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.

2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
first pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli




agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati;-)!

150 chars (1 sms)


Mumbai attacks kay baad

Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ne bhi India ko apni "MOST WANTED" LIST bhej di hay......

SINDH demands "KATRINA KAIF"

PUNJAB demand "PRIYANKA CHOPRA"

BALOCHISTAN demands "KAREENA KAPOOR"

NWFP desperatly and urgently wants "SHAHID
KAPOOR"
Geo
pathano Geo

285 chars (2 sms)


1 Aadmi TeleScope

1 Aadmi TeleScope Se Aasman Dekh Raha Tha,

PATHAN B Usse Dehaan Se Dekh Raha Tha,

Achanak 1 Tara Tuta,
PATHAN Zor Se Chilaya."Wah ustad Kya Nishana Lagaya Hai.

167 chars (2 sms)


1 pathan bhagte bhagte ruk gaya..

1 pathan bhagte bhagte ruk gaya..
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Yaaaar os ka sans phool gya tha, Jaan ly lo pathano ki.
tum b na
jaan le lo pathano ki

143 chars (1 sms)


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