Search Results for 'shadi'
Karachi main Loadshading k khilaf EHTAJAJ karte hoye.
LONDON wale Peer Sahab ne apne ghar ki Lights pura 1 mint tak OFF rakhein.
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Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujh se shadi karo ge...??
Boy: Agar moqa mil gaya to phir shadi kerne ki kiya zroorat hai. :-) :-)
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Shadi k Doosre Din Beti apni maa Se:
Aj meri Unse Laraei Ho gai,
Maa: Beta Shadi me Jhagry toh Hote Rehte hain.
Beti: Wo toh Thik hy Par Ab Lash ka kya kren?
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Girl:Papa,1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U bolA,
kya karu?
Fathr:Beta usse shadi kr le,
zindgi me agr dubara bolde to mera nam badal dena
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Kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k Salman Khan,
Katrina Kaif se Shadi Karega?
Ans: 10%
bcoz
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Rest of the 90% wants to marry Katrina Kaif themselves =P ;->
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1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skta hy
Frnd: Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or us ka dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna
Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun.
Us ne ja kr esa hi kia....!
Bv ne sun kr jwab dia
"Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa"
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Kitne armano se
Shadi ki rat uska
Ghongat uthaya
Main ne
Pappu...
Wo bare piyar se
boli....
Aap sherwaani main aik dam chutiya lag rahe hain... =P ;->
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Interesting but True:
Q. Kya shadi Jannat ka darwaza hai?
A. Jee haan! magar bahir jany ka..!!
Q. Insan apni bewuqufi par kab khush hota hai?
A. Shadi k din..!!
Q. Kya zubani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai?
A. Jee haan! Dusri aurat..!!
Q. Talaq ki sub say bari waja kya hai?
A. Shadi... =P ;->
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Tickt chkr; "bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga,
iske umer 12 se zeada hai"
fadr angrly; "iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal tou mere shadi ko hue hain"
t.C; "me yahan ticket chk krne aya hun,
gunahon ka aeteraf sunne nai..." =P ;->
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Teacher: Woh koun sa event tha jo na hota to aj "KARACHI" khush hall hota... ?
Student:
Altaf Hussain ki maa ki shadi... ;->
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NEW STORY
Ek larky ko larki se pyar hogya
Larki ne lrky se kaha tm mre lye kya kr skty ho?
Larka bola jo tm kaho.
Larki ne kaha agr tm mjse sachi mohbt krty hoto apne BAAP ka DIL le kr aao.
Lrka DIL le aya, lrki ne us se shadi krli, larki ne wo DIL theli me dal k apne room me latka dia.
30 sal bad jb uska beta bara hoky doctor ban gya to usne us DIL ka chckup kia to wo DIL bakry ka nikla or usne andaza lgaya k
ABBA NE AMMA KO TOPI KARADI =D =P
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Arrange Marriage:
5,00,000 Shadi Par.
1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000
Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000
Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667
1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778
Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963
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Ufff! Tauba Tauba.
Love Marriage:
Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.
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A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.
Invest at Your Own Risk.
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Sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi.
Husband & wife aik garam kamble mein soe hoe the. Aadhi raat guzarne k bad wife ne achanak kaha:
sartaj mjhe shadid piyas lagi hai.
Ye sun kar shoar ne jaldi se pani barh
kar biwi ko day dia or biwi ne ose pi lia.
Moral:
Her husband or wife wala msg ganda nahe hota ;->
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Hum to apni hi shadi may bacchiyan taar rahay thay papPu...
Hamain kya pata tha k Saala movie bana raha hai... ;->
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Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!
Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy
Bv:
Phir b ''JAANI'' koi sher kehdo!
Husband:
lo sunO
Jane jigar janeman
90 kilo tera wazan
Tu jo gir jaye mujh par
Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)
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