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A pathan want 2 commit suicide,

A pathan want 2 commit suicide,

When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend

& i can"t live widout my
friend.. ;->

136 chars (1 sms)


Pathan Ko CHirag Milla

Pathan Ko CHirag Milla


Chirag Ragra , Jin Nikla ... Jin Ne Kaha 3 Wishes Batao

Pathan

1 : Aik Bara Bangla hooo

2 : Us Main Me Khub Dolat MAnd log Ho

3 : Mujhe Isme CHOWKIDAR lagwadoooo... :-D

209 chars (2 sms)


PATHAN proposed

PATHAN proposed grl with romantic poetry:
kutta mar gaya razi mian ...
mian pagal hon teri judai main..
gobar pe machar beth nahi sakta...
PATHAN tere bina reh nahi sakta ..:$

180 chars (2 sms)


Pathan BhaI sE kisi

Pathan BhaI sE kisi nE RoZa KhölnE Ki Dua pOch li tou unhönÉ kuCh iS tarha Sunayi



"Allah Huma inni laKa Sumto Adha tmKo Aur Adha hmKo"..... ;->

154 chars (1 sms)


Pathan Apni Girl

Pathan Apni Girl Friend K Sath Date Par Gya ;Or Aishta Se Bola " Mre Dil Mei Ek Bat Ha Magar Kehte Howe Ghbrata Hoon ."
Girl : Keh Do
Pathan : I Really ...... I Really Love ...... I Really Love Your Brother ..

211 chars (2 sms)


Pathan Proposed girl

Pathan Proposed girl wid a romentic poetry,
Kutta mar gaya razai main,
Main Paagal hun teri judai main.
Gobar pe machar baith nahi sakta,
Pathaan tere bin reh nahi sakta.

175 chars (2 sms)


Tusi sadi jaan ho

Tusi sadi jaan ho

Punjabi ho ya Pathan ho

Choclate ho ya Paan ho

Coke ho ya Shezan ho

Angel ho ya Shaitan ho

Tusi jo b ho...sachi tusi sadi jaan ho.../ ;-

169 chars (2 sms)


Air Hostess To Pathan :

Air Hostess To Pathan : Aap Chai Pina Pasand Karenge Ya Soft Drink . . . ? ? ?

Pathan : Hum Wo Taweez Wala Chai Piye Ga. . . ! ! !

Air Hostess : Wo Taweez Nahi "TEA BAG" Hota Hai . . .

191 chars (2 sms)


Pathan Se Us k Dost Ne

Pathan Se Us k Dost Ne Poocha : Tum Roz Mobile Ki Nayi Battery Kion
Khareed K Laate Ho . . . ? ? ?

Pathan: Kocha Roz Msg Aata Hai


Battery Low

Battery Low . . . ;->

179 chars (2 sms)


Pathan:yar zara toothbrush dena

Pathan:yar zara toothbrush dena

Mere brush ka 1 baal toot gya hai,
DUKANDAR:1 baal toota hai?
to nya Q le rhe ho bhai?

Pathan:jo toota hai wo akhri tha ;->

166 chars (2 sms)


1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya

1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phr Uski Behan Ka Fon Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga.Logon Ne Pucha,
kya hua?

Pathan: Meri Bhen K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

166 chars (2 sms)


Ek din Tarzan janwaro ko

Ek din Tarzan janwaro ko
unki Zaat bata raha tha,
Sher-RAJPUT
Cheeta-JUTT
Hathi-BUTT
Ghora-MALIK
Gadha-PATHAN
Gadha chilla k bola"
Bhai me ghada he thek hon:-)

167 chars (2 sms)


1 Chutki Naswaar

1 Chutki Naswaar Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano Mere Lal

Pathan K Sar Ka Taj Hoti Hy Ek Chutki Naswaar

Har Mochi Ki Dukaan Per Aam Hoti Hy Ek Chutki Naswaar ;->

162 chars (2 sms)


1 chutki NASWAR

1 chutki

NASWAR

ki qemat tum kya jano

Pathan k sr ka taj hoti hai1 chtki

NASWARH

ar pan ki dukan pe aam hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Sasti se sasti or mehngi se mehngi hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Difrent green color main dastiab hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Har jaga beth kr lagai jasakti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Nashe ki shuruat hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Plastic & rubber band ka sath hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Pathan ki pukar

Khane ko tayyarAur kuch nahin bas1 chtki NASWAR ;->

508 chars (4 sms)


1 Pathan Ka Sir Phat Gaya

1 Pathan Ka Sir Phat Gaya . . .

Pathan Se Kisi Ne Poocha : Khan Sahab Kia Hua ?

Khan Replied: PAPER WEIGHT Se Kell Thonk Raha Tha . . . Hum Ko Kisi Ne Kaha KHOPRI Istimal Karo . . . ;->

195 chars (2 sms)


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