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Aik Orat Kisi Molvi

Aik Orat Kisi Molvi Nu Time de k na aai,molvi intizar krda rya,intzar krn to baad Masjid wich gia tay speaker nu on kr k kainda."Hazraat.! Changi nai keti"

156 chars (1 sms)


Ek Molvi:

Ek Molvi: Film actor se masjid ka chanda mangne gaya

Actor: aap log tu kehte hain k hamara pasia haram ha?

Molvi: g in isi liye in paison se hum "Latreen" banainge

169 chars (2 sms)


Jaamia Hafsa ki

Jaamia Hafsa ki tamaam taalibaat baahar aa gaen par aik andar reh gai,

kyon...?

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Uss ka burqa

Molvi ABDUL AZIZ pehan gae ha

156 chars (1 sms)


Attention Plz:Burqa posh Hasenaon

Attention Plz:Burqa posh Hasenaon

sey parhaiz karain..ander Molvi b ho

sakta hai...

Chief Commisioner Police,Islamabad!

129 chars (1 sms)


Molviyon ki Bus jarahi thi,

Molviyon ki Bus jarahi thi,
ek molvi ne kaha Rastey main kahin bhi larki dikhe to Astagfirullah kahna!
Kafi der baad 1 ne Astagfirullah Kaha
Baqi boley :
Kidhar hai ???
Kidhar hai ???

189 chars (2 sms)


If MOLVIS Start Film Making Names Of Films Will Be

If MOLVIS Start Film Making
Names Of Films Will Be

Isla Aaya Tum Na Aaye

Kaho Na Ramzan Hai

Hum Zakat De Chuke Sanam

Kabhi Roza Kabhi Namaz

Humari Tasbeeh Aap K Paas Hai

Aa Ab Namaz Parhain

Shaheed Tou Hona Hi Tha

Molana Aap K Hain Kon

Paise Wale Hajj Ker Jayenge

292 chars (2 sms)


Molvioun ki 1 bus ja rahi thi

Molvioun ki 1 bus ja rahi thi
Ek molvi sahb ne kaha k ""jahan koi larki nazar aye to
Astagfirullah prho!
Achank ek molvi sahib
Astagfriullah bola
Baqi bole



Kithay?
Kithay?
Kithay?

194 chars (2 sms)


Molvi;muje wife k liya brazier chahiay.

Molvi;muje wife k liya
brazier chahiay.


Shopkeeper;size kai hai?

Molvi ;size to maloom nahi, per us k purani brazier se meri 2 topiy ban gai hain.->

161 chars (2 sms)


What is confidence?

What is confidence?


10 boys decided to propose a girl...


9 boys came with roses.


1 boy came with







"Molvi"

134 chars (1 sms)


Molvi Was Addressing In Masjid:

Molvi Was Addressing In Masjid:
"Janab Aaj kal Cable K Channels Bht Gandey Aa Rahe Hyn"

1 Pathan Bola:
Nahi Nahi , Humarey Ghar Tou Bilkul Saaf Aa Rahey Hyn
Aap Wire Chck Krwao ...

187 chars (2 sms)


Ek Shrabi Bus Men

Ek Shrabi Bus Men Sawar Hua To Seat Pr Bethay Molvi Ne Kaha:
Tum Jahanum K Rasty Pe Ja Rahy Ho
Sharabi Chillaya:
Roko Roko Men Ghalat Bus Men Baith Gaya ;->

163 chars (2 sms)


Kesy hain?

Kesy hain?
Halaat
Waqiat
Mashiyat
Urdu
English
Or
Islamiyat
Aap k shehar k wo
Rastay
Galyan
Sarkain
Or
Muhallaat
Azeez Rishtedar
Parosi
Puphiyan
Mamun
Chachy
Chotay
Baray
Jawan
Borhay
Bhai
Dost
Yar
Ghamkhuwar
Rafiq
Raqeeb
Or
Wo
Gharib
Bhokay
Or
Khan
Wo Tbligh walay
skool k Asatza
Masjid k Molvi Sahiban
Or Un k shagird
Shareef
Bdmash
or
Shetan
Sb theek hen na?
Or koi reh tu nhi gaya?
Sab ko mera Salam dijiye ga.



Or han!
Aap kesay ho?
OR sb ghr waly? ;->

514 chars (4 sms)


Kesy hain?

Kesy hain?
Halaat
Waqiat
Mashiyat
Urdu
English
Or
Islamiyat
Aap k shehar k wo
Rastay
Galyan
Sarkain
Or
Muhallaat
Azeez Rishtedar
Parosi
Puphiyan
Mamun
Chachy
Chotay
Baray
Jawan
Borhay
Bhai
Dost
Yar
Ghamkhuwar
Rafiq
Raqeeb
Or
Wo
Gharib
Bhokay
Or
Khan
Wo Tbligh walay
skool k Asatza
Masjid k Molvi Sahiban
Or Un k shagird
Shareef
Bdmash
or
Shetan
Sb theek hen na?
Or koi reh tu nhi gaya?
Sab ko mera Salam dijiye ga.

460 chars (3 sms)


Larka Larki Molvi k pas ge

Larka Larki Molvi k pas ge or bole:
"Jaldi se hamara nikah parho"

Molvi ne nikah parha dia,

Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?

Molvi bola: Apni bivi ki khubsurti k mutabiq pese do"

Larke ne 100 rupe diye

Achanak hawa chali or Larki k moonh se niqab uth gya

Molvi ne dekha to bola:

Baqaya to leta ja bhai. :-)

321 chars (3 sms)


Ek Molvi Ek Aurast Se


Ek Molvi Ek Aurast Se
Takra Gya, Aurat Ghussay
Se
"aapko Sharm Nhi Aati
Daarhi Rkh kr Takkar
Maar Rahy Hyn?"

Molvi-Mohtarma Ye
Daarhi Hy Breake''n
Nahi ... ;->

175 chars (2 sms)


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