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Do u want 2 know

Do u want 2 know who is our GOD ?

go to ''Write Msg'',
activate dictionary English(T9 font) & press 7273687 Number Buttons

127 chars (1 sms)

English Wonder

English Wonder

These Words Have Something In Common...
Banana, Dresser, Grammar, Potato, Revive, Uneven

Could U identify ?

In each of the words listed,
Move 1st letter to the end of the word and read backwards.
It spells the same... (:->

253 chars (2 sms)

Shahi Mewa Pepsi Cola

Shahi Mewa
Pepsi Cola
Ding Dong Bubble
5 Star Molty Foam
National Tomato Ketchup
Shan Chat Masala
Matro Agarbatti
Millat Fan
Rooh Afza
Lado Sabun
Nazpan Masala
Metro Bus
Geo Tv Netwark
Gold Leaf
Bio Amala
Dawn Bread
English Tooth Paste
Tibbat Cream
Ponstan Tablets
Rose Patel
Lukmani Manjan
Picaso Pen
Haleeb Milk
Bata Shoes

Banane waloon..
AuR Meri Taraf sAy Aap Ko . . .

/-/ EiD MUBARAK /-/

463 chars (3 sms)

What Is, Is In Love

What Is, Is In Love (S6)

I’m a moth circling the light of the beloved’s face.
Give me your soul-nourishing hand, and nothing else.

If my body is cut from head to toe,
Every joint is love’s abode, and nothing else.

When the drum of “Am I not your Lord?” was beaten,
to test the friend from the enemy,
when the Friend asked, He heard His answer:
I said the name of love, and nothing else.

(Carl’s English poetic experiment:
I said “trouble!” but that’s
love, and nothing else.)

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We have 26 LETTERS

We have 26 LETTERS in English.
But before 1947, we had only 24 letters.

Do u know y ?

Bcoz ''U'' and ''I'' were not born at tat time... ;->

150 chars (1 sms)



Hansa:- Ae He He Praful,

Tournament Matlab

Praful:- Tournament Hansa!!!

Ye Jo Tumne Jhumke Pehne Hain,

Gehne Pehne Hain
Inko English Me Kya Kehte Hain, Bolo Bolo!!

Hansa:- Aaa Han Han Tournament, (Hansa Khush)

Melisa:-(Chidh Kar)Are Use Tournament Nahi Ornament Kehte Hain

Hansa:- Are Kuchh Bhi Mat Bolll

Ek Jhhumka -- Ornament

Do Jhhumke -- Two Ornament "Tournament"

Ae Praful!! Ye Melisa Ko Bhi Babuji Ki Tarah Kuchh Bhi Nahi Ataa

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isko english man translate

Teacher: isko english man translate kro

"Saima ny kpry pehen lye hyn"

boys: "Oh! Shit we are late" :->

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a punjabi woman

a punjabi woman to an english doctor telling him about his ill child
my kaka iz ill
6 monthda
na eatda
na drinkda
na sleepda
bas har welay
weepda he weepda

163 chars (2 sms)

Hai Dum To Jawab

Hai Dum To Jawab BHEJO.
Is Sentence Ko English Me Translate Karo.
" Ganje Ki Maang Me Sindoor "
Its A Challange 4 U... ;->

129 chars (1 sms)

SArdar In UK Hotel

SArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia

Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia

Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G?

SArdar Replid: Éggs'' Mother.)

165 chars (2 sms)

Aik sardar Europe gia

Aik sardar Europe gia wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di..

Sardar ko english nai ati thi..

Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.

Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..

Wife:wah sardar jee tusi te great o

Sardar: O a te kuch vi nai hale te may Thirsty Crow nai sunai.. =P ;->

320 chars (2 sms)

In French: Bon jour

In French: Bon jour
In Spanish: Te Quiro
In Italian: Teamo
In Yugoslav: Volim Te
In English: Good Morning
In Punjabi: Uth Moya Kam te nahi jana?

150 chars (1 sms)

1 Pathan 2sre Pathan

1 Pathan 2sre Pathan Se- Yaar "Mujhy Roza Lag Raha Hy" ki English Kia Hogi

2nd Pathan: Khocha Bohat Easy Hy
"The Roza Is Touching To Me...." =P ;)

151 chars (1 sms)

Misuse of English!

Misuse of English!

A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D

172 chars (2 sms)

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

127 chars (1 sms)

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