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Hansa : Prafulll "Asset" Matlab ??

Praful : Asset Hansaaa . . .

Jab Hum Gaadi Mein Jaate Hai And Jab Gaadi Signal Par Rukti Hai. . .

Taab
Vo Bhikari Log Aa Kar Kya Bolte Hai . . .

"Aee Seth . . .Thoda Paisa Do Naa" . . .

"Eee Sethh ... " ... Asset ..

276 chars (2 sms)


jad pakka yaar vairi



jad pakka yaar vairi akh naal takan lag jaave,
jad ek ghar vich alag alag roti pakkan lag jaave,
ena vich ki kaaran ho sakda khatai da,
menu ta lagda ek kudi te duja paisa hai mukh kaaran ladai da.

205 chars (2 sms)


Kamla Dhola Ajeeb

Kamla Dhola Ajeeb Thi Gay

Wal Vi Dil De Karib Thi Gay

Meikko Jo sms vini Karainde

Paisay Muk Gay ya Ghareeb Thi Ga

123 chars (1 sms)


20 Rupees hain aap

20 Rupees hain aap ke pass or aap ne 20 Animals kharedney hain,
Animals ki Price hain....!
Camel: 4 Rupees
Horse: 50 paisas
Donkey: 25 Paisas

Challange 4 All
Conatct Or Tell Me On My Number

198 chars (2 sms)


Riddle:

Riddle:

One Car Rs 4
One Bike 50 Paisa
One Cycle 25 Paisa

Purchase 20 Vehicals in 20rs,
It is necessary to purchase every thing at-least one.

151 chars (1 sms)


Santa : Soch Rah

Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,

Kitna Paisa Lagega?

Banta : Kuch B Nahi

Santa : Kaise?

Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte

144 chars (1 sms)


Toot Jata Hai Garibi Mein

Toot Jata Hai Garibi Mein
Aksar Wo Rishta

Jo Aksar Khaas Hota Hai

Paraye Bhi Apne Ho Jate Hai

Jab Paisa Paas Hota He

127 chars (1 sms)


1 pathan aero plane me pilot



1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.

Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p

170 chars (2 sms)


un honto ko tum

un honto ko tum choom kr to dekho FARAZ

maza na aaey to paisay wapis.

72 chars (1 sms)


Girlfriend & Police

Girlfriend & Police
Main Kia Baat Common Hay ???
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socho !
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socho !
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Aur Socho !
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Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr
Chor Dete Hain !:p

147 chars (1 sms)


Mareez Dr. Se: Heart transplant k baad mjhe

Mareez Dr. Se: Heart transplant k baad mjhe dance aur paisa acha lagne laga he.

Kia me jawan ho gya hun?



Dr: Nahi, Tumhe jo dil lagaya he wo Khusray ka ha.

165 chars (2 sms)


''Pahle to tune mujh

''Pahle to tune mujh ko tukh lagae doctor sale aur kehta hai ke paisay maine nhe waseem ne lenay hain sale Faraz hamain to Doctor ne lota waseem main kia dum tha main ne degree wahan se li jahan student kam tha aa raha ho main jald hi sale amjad tere ma ki..................................''

292 chars (2 sms)


''Kash tum waday nibha jatay

''Kash tum waday nibha jatay, Kisi surat dil mera behla jatay
Agar “Cornetto” k paisay nahi thay to kia hoa, 5 rupay wali “Qulfi” hi khila jatay

Dil se Jab Hum Tumhe Yaad Karte hain.

Aap Ka Sapno Main Hum Didar karte Hain.

Jab say Dekha Hai Aap Ko Qareeb Say.

Ab To Bas TOBA ASTAGHFAR Karte Hain.''

311 chars (2 sms)


''Father Watching Fashion T

''Father Watching Fashion TV suddenly son came.

Father: Gharib Larkiyaan Hain Kaprey leny k liye B paisa nahi hy!

Son: Is se b Gharib Aaye to Mujhe B Bula lena. :-)''

172 chars (2 sms)


1 Larkay ko kia chaiye?

1 Larkay ko kia chaiye?

1 Larki jo Pyar de

1 Larki jo acha khana banaye

1 larki jo paisa kamaye

Aur aisa naseeb ke tino larkiyaan ek dusre se mill na sakaye

169 chars (2 sms)


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