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Final bandar Ka!!!!!!

Pathan: Dr. mujhe raat ko sapne me bandr cricket khelte dikhai dete hain

Dr: yeh dawa aaj se kha lena

Pathan: kal se kha lun

Dr: kyun?

Pathan: aaj final hai

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Funny!!!!

Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chor¡ K¡,Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha L¡.

Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao

Pathan: Khocha Hm Tum Ko Kia Kafir Nazar Ata he

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pathan ke BV!!

Phatan khudkushi kr rha tha
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Dost:
Ye kya kr rhe ho?
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Phatan:
Mera BV larke k sath bhag gya
Me us larke k bena zinda
Nhi reh skta

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policeman!!!

Policeman: Tum ne faqeer ko Q mara?

Pathan: Hum ne ise baar bola tha ke hum aisa waisa aadmi nahi hai,

Phir bhi ye bolta hai

"Aik baar de dey baba, phir nahi aaonga

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Shahid Afridi in interview

Shahid Afridi in interview

Aap ki umer kitni hai?

24 years.

Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,

Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,

Kiu ke

"Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta"

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parosi!!!!

Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell

Baja kar bhaag jata tha

Ek din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai?

Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai.

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mazmon likho!!!

Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon
Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?

Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par
Kaat krar bhag gaya

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pathan bhe!!!!!!

Pathan darakht pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha: Upar Q aye?

Pathan:AMROOD khanay

Bandar:Yeh to AAM ka Darakht ha;

pathan. pata ha:

Main AMROOD sath laya hon..

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pathan!!!

Phatan train me su su kr k aya
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BV:
Ap ka pyjama geela kyu hy?
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Phatan:
Toilet mein likha hy
“Jisam ka koe b hesa bahir na nekale”

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schol ki bell

Teacher To Pathan: ßeta Q ROo Rahe Ho Pathan: §ir §chool Ki ßell Toot Gai Hy Teacher: Tou Is Main ROone Ki Kya ßaat Hy Pathan: Ab Humari Çhotti Kaise Hogi

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pathan ka beta.

Pathan Ka baita Awaaz badal Ker Apnay Master Ko Çall Kerta Hy.. "Maira baita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa sakta" Master Awaaz Pehchan Ker Ghussay sy ßola.. Tum Kon baat Ker Rahay Hou? bacha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay Abbu baat Ker Rahay Hain..

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google khan

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Naam Hai? Pathan: Google Khan Teacher: Yeh Kaisa Naam Hua? Pathan: Hum Jahan B Hota Hai, Wo Humko Dhoond Hi Leta Hai. Like

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sardar or pathan

SARDAR: Batao Aisa Kiya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay ? , , PATHAN: Jootay Se Maar Do:)

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colg ki larki

Pathan:College Ki Ladki Se Bola I Love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun Pathan: Pagal Ki Buchi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.

155 chars (1 sms)


Dushman

Teacher: biwi,begum,wife main kya faraq hy ? . . . . . . . . Pathan: Kuch khas nahi ye bhi ye bhi India , Baharat , Hindustan ki tarhan ek hi dushman ke 3 naam hain......!

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