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beta 2 bistar kiun lagay

*Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay? Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn. Sardar: Kon? Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..:-)

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sardar ka padosi mar gaya

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya: Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi. Sardar: Lo Batao, Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)

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sardar apni shadi pe

Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kya bat hai? Sardar: Mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon ka kaha hai. Pata nai Abba mujhe le jata hai ya nahi

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muhavre ka istemal karo

Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo. "Mun Me Pani Aana" Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya, Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.

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lawyer to sardar

Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p

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~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut

*~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut da bara Afsos hoya, Waisy hoya Ki Si? FRIEND: Goli lagi Si Mathey Wich. Sardar: Oh Tu Shukar Kar Akh bach gai..%-)

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Donkey race

Sardar to sardarni: "Aaj 4 bajay khotayan(Donkey) di race aye,Main utthay jaana aye" Sardarni : "Bas rein diyo, turya te jaanda nai, tay race lao gay"

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cat scanning

Ek Sardaarji ka Paltu Kutta behosh hogaya. Sardaarji usko leke Vetirinary Hospital gaye aur Doctor se bola iski timaardari karo. Doctor thoroughly checked the dog and said it is dead. Sardar rone laga bola Dr. ek baar aur try karo. Doctor inside room mai gaya aur ek Billi le ke aaya aur us Dog per billi ko khara ker diya. Billi us dog ko smell kerne lagi at all places aur chali gayi. Doctor said, no it is dead. Sardar ne pooncha kitna payment dena hai? Doctor bola 100 Rs. hospital fee and 500 rupee for Cat Scanning.

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wife gu hoi hy

Frind : Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tum ne Police Ko Q Nai Bataya. SArdar : Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha, To Police Walo Ne 15-20 Din CHALA k wapis kia tha...

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peo da wa

Air hostess: Sir kya loge? Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan. Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho, Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!

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baki hisa shazia k paper me

Sardar exam me ak larki sy nakal kr rha tha Exminer ne sardar ko utha kr door bitha dia usne jawab k end me likha Jawab ka baqia hissa shazia k paper me hai.

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teacher

English Teacher: "Wo larki sab larkon se hans kar baat karti hai." Batao iss sentence main larki kya hai?? Sardar: "Sir larki 2 number hai.. :-D

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VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!! COMING SOON …!!!

Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,, Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,, Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke Faraz Sardar Aur Aapa Ab VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!! COMING SOON …!!!

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sardar

Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye, Doctor: Tumhary kaan kaise jal gaye? Sardar: Main Qameez Istri kar raha tha k Phone aa gaya, main ne ghalti se Phone ki jaga Estri kaan se laga di Doctor: Doosra kaan kaisay jala? . Sardar: Paa Jee ! Ambulance nu v te phone karna c...!

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COMING SOON …!!!

Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,, Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,, Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke Faraz Sardar Aur Aapa Ab VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!! COMING SOON …!!!

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