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ankh b baichain hai,

ankh b baichain hai,
dil b terey liye tarsa hai,


ab to kar dey wapis merey paisay,
guzar ghaya ik arsa hai

114 chars (1 sms)


"Job in Trafic Police"

"Job in Trafic Police"
The candidate must have the following qualities.

1-Behviour: battameez
2-Weight:Minimum 105 kg(125 gharri par aik hee purra aaye)
3-honesty: chalan kam kattey (oooper sey paisay ley ley)
4-looks: koi b ho(konsa behaviour pe farq pardna hai)

Yaar sunehri mauqa hai haat sey mat ghawana tum mein to iss sey b ziada khobiyan hein.

361 chars (3 sms)


Vakeel:

Vakeel:
Judge Saab, Is Insan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Qatal Kia,
Salay Ko Qatal Kia,
Kaee Begunah Logo Ko Qatal Kia,
Paisay Khae,
Ghundagardi Ki,
Ye Pehle Bhi Jail Ja Cuka Hai,
Ap Bataye Is Drinda-Sift Or Corrupt Insan Ke Sath Kya Hona Chahye?
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Judge:
Isay Pakistan Ka President Bana Do ;->

311 chars (2 sms)


Girlfriend & Police Main Kia Baat Common Hy ???

Girlfriend & Police
Main Kia Baat Common Hy ???






SoChO !








SoChO !










Aur SoChO !














Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr
Chor Dete Hyn ! ;->

203 chars (2 sms)


*Golden Words*

*Golden Words*


''''Jo Paisa De Us E Le
Lo
Aur Jo Na De Us Se
Cheen Lo ...''''



Molana
Asif Ali Zardari
;->

126 chars (1 sms)


Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho

Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho wo
in companies sa rabta karain.

Zong: "Sb hamain he do"
Ufone: "Tm b tou do"
Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"
Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"

You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per
12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.

So roz balance check karo aur in
yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.

From... PappU ;->

411 chars (3 sms)


Daata darbaar chalo gay?

Nargis taxi driver se: Daata darbaar chalo gay?

Driver: jee haan

Nargis: kya lo gay?

Driver: paisay

109 chars (1 sms)


Father watching FashionTv

Father watching FashionTv suddenly son came.

Father: Garib larkiyaan hy kaprey leney k liye b paisa nahi hy!

Son: is se b garib aye to mujhe bula b lena =P ;->

169 chars (2 sms)


golden words



*Golden Words*


''''Jo Paisa De Us E Le
Lo
Aur Jo Na De Us Se
Cheen Lo ...''''



Molana
Asif Ali Zardari
;->

130 chars (1 sms)


jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho



Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho wo
in companies sa rabta karain.

Zong: "Sb hamain he do"
Ufone: "Tm b tou do"
Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"
Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"

You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per
12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.

So roz balance check karo aur in
yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.

From... PappU ;->

417 chars (3 sms)


daata darbaar chalo gay?



Nargis taxi driver se: Daata darbaar chalo gay?

Driver: jee haan

Nargis: kya lo gay?

Driver: paisay

113 chars (1 sms)


father watching fashiontv



Father watching FashionTv suddenly son came.

Father: Garib larkiyaan hy kaprey leney k liye b paisa nahi hy!

Son: is se b garib aye to mujhe bula b lena =P ;->

173 chars (2 sms)


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