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Psycho the Rapist or Psychotherapist

SARDAR goes to library & asks for a book: "Psycho the Rapist" Librarian searches for half an hour & comes back,slaps him & says "Psychotherapist" saalay...

155 chars (1 sms)


confusing day in America?

Teacher to Sardar : Which is the most confusing day in America? Sardar: Thinking....... and Answere Fathers day!

113 chars (1 sms)


PATHAN 2 SARDAR

PATHAN 2 SARDAR: O! YARA TUMHAR SHUKRIYA KE TUM LO IS DUNIYA MIA AYA...... SARDAR: OEE WOH KU PAJI..... PATHAN: O! YARA AGAR TUM IS DUNIYA MAI NAHI HOTA NA TO SARA LATIFA HAMARE OPER BANTA

189 chars (2 sms)


grandmother

Sardar To Another Sardar: My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. . . She's Eighty Now, And we don't know where the hell she is.

159 chars (1 sms)


foreign trip

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

163 chars (2 sms)


interviewee

interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear.

101 chars (1 sms)


Will u merry , after i die

Sardar: Will u merry , after i die . Wife : No i wiil live with my sister. Wife : Will u marry , after i die . Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.

155 chars (1 sms)


Sardarji

Sardarji is filling up a job application........................... He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc. Then came the column Salary Expected..................... After much thought he writes: Yes.............................

250 chars (2 sms)


zebra crossing

Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya rahe honge....think............. "SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"

154 chars (1 sms)


Funny

GIRL: Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho?
SARDAR: Haan.
GIRL: Par Tumhe to Meri Parvah Hi Nahi?
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SARDAR: Pagli, Pyaar Karnewale Kisi ki Parvah Nahi Karte..!!

182 chars (2 sms)


Spinner

Sardarni ne sardar se kaha me kapre nichor nichor ker thak gye hun mujhe ek spinner chahiye to Sardar doosre din Shahid Afridi le aaya

141 chars (1 sms)


funny

khan to sardar: o yarra tou jaan kiss ko daay gaa. sardar to khan: Allah koo khan to sardar: o yaraa phir khaal hum koo daay daina!!!!!!!!!!!!!

144 chars (1 sms)


sardar g..

sardar g: O teri to mithaai ki dukaan hy,, tera dil nahi karta mithaai khhany ko !!!! 2nd sardar: yar dil to bra krta hy mgr abba g ne mnaa kia hy..... iss liye choos choos k rakh deta hoon...

193 chars (2 sms)


PANI GILA HO GAYA

SARDAR AIK BALTI MAIN PANI LE KAR JA RAHA THA K BARISH SHURU HO GAI OR BARISH KA PANI BALTI MEI CHALA GAYA

SARDAR:O TAWADI KHAIR SARA PANI GILA HO GAYA

154 chars (1 sms)


Sardar 2 his wife

Sardar 2 his wife: Begum Munnay ne Kakroch kha liya! Wife: Haye Rabba! Jaldi doctor ko bulao, SArdar: Tu tension na ley, ...mein ne Munnay ko Mortien pila di hai:

164 chars (2 sms)


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