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yes or no

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no. :D

89 chars (1 sms)


husband gifted his wife

A husband gifted his wife a diamond necklace and she didn’t talk to him for a month!! . . . . . . . Because that was the DEAL ..!

138 chars (1 sms)


Pathan k ghar mein Billi

Pathan k ghar mein Billi thi, Pathan tang aa kar usey kahin door chhor aaya par jab ghar aaya to Billi pehle se hi pohunchi huwi thi. Pathan phir kahin door chhor aaya Billi phir se ghar pohunch gayi, Pathan gussey mein usey boht door chhorne gaya aur wahan se wife ko call ki: Billi ghar pohunchi ? Wife:Haan. Pathan:Us kameeni se bol k mujhe yahan se lejaye Qk ab mein raasta bhool gaya hun.

397 chars (3 sms)


Sufaid Baal

Husband:Aaj khana tumhari Maa ne banaya hai ? Wife:Haan par apko kaise pata chala ? Husband:Roz khaney mein kaaly baal milte hain aur aaj sufaid mila hai.

156 chars (1 sms)


Daarling

Husband:Darling why r u wearing our wedding ring in ur wrong finger ? . . . Wife:Because . . . . . i married the wrong man.

123 chars (1 sms)


Tumse shadi kar k

Husband:Tumse shadi kar k mujhe ek baat ka to fayida huwa, Wife:Konsa ? Husband:Mujhe apne saarey gunaahon ki saza dunya mein hi mil gayi.

140 chars (1 sms)


new sms

How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair.

210 chars (2 sms)


aniversary sms

HOW true MY felling were i found out to be the best thing in my life was when you married me thank you my loving wife for the years we share i know one thing for sure we make a wonderfull pair

193 chars (2 sms)


Two Guys Are Chatting..

Two Guys Are Chatting.. Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.” Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?” Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back.” :)

219 chars (2 sms)


How true my feelings were

How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

209 chars (2 sms)


Nothing in this world Could ever be

Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You’ve given me Your love makes my days so very bright, just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband). Happy Wedding Anniversary

188 chars (2 sms)


You are seeing my wife

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D

143 chars (1 sms)


Caught sleeping together

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina Boy2.Oh! I know her Boy1:How? Boy2:v were caught sleeping together Boy1:What the hell? Boy2.during lecture in maths class Think +ve:)

157 chars (1 sms)


Similarity between chewing gum & begum

What’s the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ?? . . . . . . . Both are sweet at the beginning and become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd…

160 chars (1 sms)


Husband, wife & spare tyre

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further M0ral: always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

129 chars (1 sms)


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