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Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar

Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha : Oper kyo aya? Sardar: Apple Khanay bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai Sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun

169 chars (2 sms)


a sardar to another:name 5 animals livin

a sardar to another:name 5 animals living in water. sardar:1 frog. 2nd sardar:theek hai hor dus, sardar:frog da praah,pheen,piyo,te maa

135 chars (1 sms)


A sardar in a pizza hut

Sardar orders pizza. Waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ? Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.

114 chars (1 sms)


Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House.

Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House. SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Who is the father of second !

141 chars (1 sms)


A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu: Bring this. Waiter: Oh! you can't get it because he is the owner of restaurant.

161 chars (2 sms)


A sardar goes to a restaurant

A sardar goes to a restaurant and his cell phone rings. Wife: How are you? Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but how did you know where I was?

142 chars (1 sms)


Pathan Ka Khoobsorat Bacha

Sardar Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola: Bohat Khubsurat Hai. Kitne Maah Ka Hai? Pathan Gussey Me Bola: Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay. :-)

135 chars (1 sms)


Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.

Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai. Sardar: Q? Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main Jaag Raha Hun.

140 chars (1 sms)


sardar

Srdar in Coffee shop wth wife. Srdar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi. Wife:Fer ki hoe ga? Srdar: Bywakof Rate List waikh Hot coffee Rs.15 Cold coffee.45:-

158 chars (1 sms)


Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai

Sir: Apka Beta
Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use
Puchhte Nahi ?
Sardar: Haan,
Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta
Hi Nahi..

126 chars (1 sms)


Sardar Ne Machis Li Or

Sardar Ne Machis Li Or
Teeli Jalai But Na Jali
Dosri Jalai Na Jali Tesri Tili Jalai,Wo Jul
Gai
Toh Sardar Ne Jaldi
Se Bujha Di,
Ye Kaam Ki Hy,Rakh
Leta Hun.

163 chars (2 sms)


WO konsi ungli

Sardar! Ik sawal ka
jawab to do,
WO konsi ungli hay jis mein haddi nahi
hoti?
Pathan! Nahi pata?
Sardar! Dastaney ki...

124 chars (1 sms)


Jab inko hosh aa jaye.....

Ek Sardar kareley lene gaya, Sabzi wala karelon pe pani chhirak raha tha. Jab kaafi dair huwi to Sardar ghusse se bola: . . . . Jab inko hosh aa jaye to ek kilo tol lena.

170 chars (2 sms)


Latest Versions of Java

Computer teacher to sardar:What are the three latest versions of java ? Sardar: . . . . . . . . MarJava,MitJava,LutJava...

123 chars (1 sms)


Songs Download karane hein

Sardar:Mobile mein kich songs download karwane hein. Dukandar:Memory Card hai ? Sardar:Shanakhti Card hai wo chalega ? Memory Card abhi tak nahi banwaya.

155 chars (1 sms)


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