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brain ....to think abt u

brain ....to think abt u
eyes....to look at u
heart.... to luv u
legs... to walk with u
mouth ... to say i miss u
foot .... to kick u if u forget me

154 chars (1 sms)


what do you do if

what do you do if a irish man through''s a pin at you ... ... you run cause he''s got a grenade in his mouth

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Mina: U tell a man

Mina: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the
other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of
the mouth.

158 chars (1 sms)


SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY

SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY
CAUSED BY: Lecturer
HOST: Students
REASON: Frequent Classroom Exposure
SYMPTOMS: Frequent falling on the table, Automatic closure of the eyes
CHRONIC FORM: Serious mucous discharge from mouth
PATHOGENIC LESIONS: Reddening of the eyes
PATHOGENISIS: Mild closing of the eyes, Short handwriting, Loss of conciousness
DIAGNOSIS: By adjacent person, Sometimes by thr prof.
TREATMENT: Not yet invented
PREVENTION: Bunk the class :)

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There was ONe guy

There was ONe guy who used to smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had loads of mint on him. One day, when he was below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his mouth starts smelling of mint. Why?????










Cos he ate 2 snakes (Saap) ulta..so he ate Paas Paas....

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There was ONe guy

There was ONe guy who used to smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had loads of mint on him. One day, when he was below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his mouth starts smelling of mint. Why?????

445 chars (3 sms)


WOMAN: U Tell

WOMAN: U Tell A Man Something, It Goes In One Ear & Comes Out Of The Other. . .

MAN: U Tell A Woman Something, It Goes In Both Ears & Comes Out Of The Mouth. . . ;->

172 chars (2 sms)


Smiling Is The 2nd Best Thng

Smiling Is The 2nd Best Thng
U Can Do Wid Ur Lips.
Ofcourse U Know The First
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Dont Think Wierd, Stupid..
Its Keeping Your Mouth Shut ;->

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Aik janaza dekh kar larki muskurae

Aik janaza dekh kar larki
muskurae,

Aik bazurg bole beti jawan mout par muskaraya nae krte,

Larkhi:baba kya karo wada kiya tha jb b milenge muskura ke milenge.

166 chars (2 sms)


Mout k bad yaad araha hai koi,,,

Mout k bad yaad araha hai koi,,,


cigratte meri kaber par jala rha hai koi,,,


ya Rab 2pal ki mohlat or de de,,,


akeley akeley
suttey lga rha hai koi....

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Q: What is smaller than an Ant''s dinner ?

Q: What is smaller than an Ant''s dinner ?




















A: An Ant''s mouth . . . ;-

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Aaj Kal K Halaat Ki Wja Se

Aaj Kal K Halaat Ki Wja Se




1 Kutta 2sre Kutte Se Keh Rha Tha



(Is Mulk Se Jaldi Hi Bhag Chalo)




Wrna!












INSAAN KI MOUT MAARE JAO GE . . . ;->

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Teacher Said To Stundent

Teacher Said To Stundent : "How Did You Lose The Fingers Of Your Right Hand, ?"

Studnet : "Sir, I Put Them In Our Pet Cat`S Mouth To Count How Many Teeth She Had."

Teacher : "And Then How Did You Lose Your Fingers?"

Student : "The Cat Closed Her Mouth Tightly To Feel How Many Fingers I Had."

302 chars (2 sms)


A Great Thinker Once Said -

A Great Thinker Once Said -

A Man With His Tool In A Woman''s Mouth...
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Can Also Be A
D E N T I S T!

159 chars (1 sms)


Ab Pappu Ke Poems

Ab Pappu Ke Poems Choti Classes Mey Parhai Jaen Ge


Baby Baby Yes Pappu,
Eating Sugar No Pappu,
Telling Lie No Pappu,
Pen Your Mouth Pappu Pappu Pappu ...

162 chars (2 sms)


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