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In a practical Exam

In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.

171 chars (2 sms)


All flowerz don''t

All flowerz don''t represent Luv but..

Rose did it.

All birds can''t speak but..

Parrot did it.

All monkeys can''t read msgs but..

U did it. Welldone

164 chars (2 sms)


In bio practical:

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

181 chars (2 sms)


Old phrase:

Old phrase:
A Bird in hand is better than 2 in Bush.
..
.
New phrase:
A Boot on Bush is better than 2 in foot.:-)

118 chars (1 sms)


A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking

A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking Outside
When The Wife Said,
"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!"

The Sardar Looked

At Sky & Said,






"Where, Where"???

163 chars (2 sms)


Dead Bird: A S

Dead Bird: A Sardar and a Paki were walking outside when the Paki said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"

153 chars (1 sms)


The breeze has

The breeze has awakened the earth, and sun has coloured our world. The birds have added melody to the morning & I hope I am not late to wish you Gud Morning

157 chars (1 sms)


Lost in a animal

Lost in a animal
farm I saw many
amimals









(>. .<)
"v"
Mouse











("v")
(( ))
Bird









()(. .)()
( ( - ) )
Monkey









(>.".<)
( (..) )
HAILA TU BHI!?!?!!!!!

244 chars (2 sms)


Height of preence of mind...

Height of preence of mind...
Once a teacher asked student "Tell the bird''s name by seeing its legs".
Student replied ," I cannot tell".
Teacher said "You are fail,What''s your name?".
Student replied ...... "See my legs and tell my name"

243 chars (2 sms)


Positive Thinking:

Positive Thinking:
Poem: little bird in the sky,dropping potty on ur eye,
you dont worry,
you dont cry,
Thank to god..that elephant dont fly..

147 chars (1 sms)


Teacher asks students.

Teacher asks students..if a bird is sitting on a branch of a tree than wat is my age..

A student replies: its 48.

The teacher says thats true...how did u know it??

Student replies: my brother is 24 and he is half mad . . . ;->

239 chars (2 sms)


Karachi main birdflu

Karachi main birdflu ki waja se 3 lakh murghiya qatal ki gayi..

Murghiyo ka naya naara "Tum kitni murghiyan maaroge?

Har anday se murghi niklegi . . . ;->

164 chars (2 sms)


'':., ,*, ,/; ".;;.,(''v'' ),,//;;

'':., ,*, ,/;
".;;.,(''v'' ),,//;;
".;;( );;"
#.=:=:=*=*=:=:=.
A BEAUTIFUL
BIRD
send to wish U HAPPY Bird Flu.

117 chars (1 sms)


True Luv Story


True Luv Story

A Mosquito & Hen Fell In Love
Wid Each Other
1 Day They Kissed Each Other

Hen Died Of Maleria
&
Mosquito Died Of Bird Flu


Moral :
Mohabbatan Sachaia’n . . . ;->

196 chars (2 sms)


Birdy birdy

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don''t worry I don''t cry, I''m just happy that cows can''t fly

115 chars (1 sms)


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