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STORY

STORY

"Once A Fisherman Got
Up Vry Erly In d
Morning Since Its
Impossible 2 See
Anything
He Wantd 2 Pass His
Time
He Found A Sack Full Of
Small Stones
He Began Tossing Them
Into The River
At Last Whn He Was Left
Wid One Stone To Toss
The First Stroke Of
Sunrise Came

He Saw The Stone He
Was Holding

It Was Diamond

He Then Realized That
He Had Thrown A Sack
Full Of Diamonds ..."




Moral :
Never Get Up Early In
The Morning ... ;->

472 chars (3 sms)


Wo Konsa DRIVER

Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENSE Nhi Hota?

Khud Soch K Niche Answer Dekhna!





Yar Khud Soch,






Socho
Yar
Socho




















Ans:SCREW DRIVER,

196 chars (2 sms)


Height of Confidence

Height of Confidence

A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden
Break infornt of a Bus
& Shouts at the bus Driver
"Abe Marne k Liye Meri he Cycle Mili"?

142 chars (1 sms)


Daata darbaar chalo gay?

Nargis taxi driver se: Daata darbaar chalo gay?

Driver: jee haan

Nargis: kya lo gay?

Driver: paisay

109 chars (1 sms)


Driver k Saath Bhaag Gai

Pathan Ki B.V Us k
Driver k Saath Bhaag Gai





Logo''n Ne Poocha
Khan Saab Ab Kia Kro Ge ?








Pathan Bola
Kerna Kia Hy, Ab Gaadi
Khud Chalao''n Ga ... =P ;)

183 chars (2 sms)


1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.

1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.

Driver: Kaha jana hai?

Aurat: Jana 2 khi nhiBacha ro raha hai.
Zara bs ka horn poo-poo baja Do

149 chars (1 sms)


made in pakistan run fast

Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.
On the way,

Toyota pased by.

He told the driver:

Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

Honda passed.

He again:

Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

for Prado,

He again gave same compliment.

Taxi Driver got angry.

When reached the destination,

Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.

Japnese:Wht?

So much this is.

The angry drivr replied:

Txi meter

Made in Pakistan run fast ;->

502 chars (4 sms)


o my gaad lacoste

One fine day Meera was walking by the river
and suddenly saw a crocodile,


she screamed...

" O MY Gaad, LACOSTE " ;->

129 chars (1 sms)


story once a fis


STORY

"Once A Fisherman Got
Up Vry Erly In d
Morning Since Its
Impossible 2 See
Anything
He Wantd 2 Pass His
Time
He Found A Sack Full Of
Small Stones
He Began Tossing Them
Into The River
At Last Whn He Was Left
Wid One Stone To Toss
The First Stroke Of
Sunrise Came

He Saw The Stone He
Was Holding

It Was Diamond

He Then Realized That
He Had Thrown A Sack
Full Of Diamonds ..."




Moral :
Never Get Up Early In
The Morning ... ;->

476 chars (3 sms)


wo konsa driver ha j


Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENSE Nhi Hota?

Khud Soch K Niche Answer Dekhna!





Yar Khud Soch,






Socho
Yar
Socho




















Ans:SCREW DRIVER,

198 chars (2 sms)


height of confidence


Height of Confidence

A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden
Break infornt of a Bus
& Shouts at the bus Driver
"Abe Marne k Liye Meri he Cycle Mili"?

144 chars (1 sms)


daata darbaar chalo gay?



Nargis taxi driver se: Daata darbaar chalo gay?

Driver: jee haan

Nargis: kya lo gay?

Driver: paisay

113 chars (1 sms)


driver k saath bhaag gai


Pathan Ki B.V Us k
Driver k Saath Bhaag Gai





Logo''n Ne Poocha
Khan Saab Ab Kia Kro Ge ?








Pathan Bola
Kerna Kia Hy, Ab Gaadi
Khud Chalao''n Ga ... =P ;)

185 chars (2 sms)


zara bs ka horn poo poo baja do



1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.

Driver: Kaha jana hai?

Aurat: Jana 2 khi nhiBacha ro raha hai.
Zara bs ka horn poo-poo baja Do

153 chars (1 sms)


zara bs ka horn poo poo baja do



1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.

Driver: Kaha jana hai?

Aurat: Jana 2 khi nhiBacha ro raha hai.
Zara bs ka horn poo-poo baja Do

155 chars (1 sms)


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