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Chaaku dikha kar loot liya

Sardar:Kal raat mujhe ek admi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya. Dost:Par yaar tere pas to hamesha Pistol hota hai? Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi warna wo bhi loot leta.

166 chars (2 sms)


larki phansani ati hai?

# Pathan: Larki Phansani Aati Hai? Sardar: Nahi Pahtan: Bara Aasan Hai, Ek Kaghaz Lo, Uspe Love Letter Likho, Us Ka Jahaz Banao, Class Main Urra Do. Teacher Puche To Larki Ka Naam Laga Dena. Phans Gai Larki.:-P

212 chars (2 sms)


dinner should be light

Sardar: Why Are You Standing Below A Tube Light With An Open Mouth? Pathan: Because My Doctor Advised Me Today's Dinner Should Be Light.:-)

140 chars (1 sms)


pathan ki pitai

Ek pathan or sardar ki khob pitai hue. Dono birthday party me muft ka khana khaty huay pakray gaye or kehne lagay, . . . . . . “Hum larki walo ki taraf se hain“

160 chars (1 sms)


Suitcase

Ek Sardar sharaab pee k aaya, Baap se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga. Baap:Pee k aaya hai ? Sardar:Nahi to. Baap:Haraamkhor to phir SUITCASE khol k kya bak bak kar raha hai ?

190 chars (2 sms)


Msg sending Failed

Friend to sardar:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun?
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...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....!!! :-D

154 chars (1 sms)


You are seeing my wife

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D

143 chars (1 sms)


Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth..

173 chars (2 sms)


I will give both of them

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket? Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1? Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

133 chars (1 sms)


SARDAR KO MOBILE PE TANG

Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha, Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya: "MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI AB TERA BAAP BHI UJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "

169 chars (2 sms)


B.COM

Sardar:Mere liye koi achi si larki ka rishta bata. Friend:Yaar ek larki hai B.com ki, Sardar:Yaar Qom koi bhi ho par larki parhi likhi honi chahiye.

150 chars (1 sms)


oye ullu k pathhey

Interviewer :
When Is Your Birthday

Sardar :
13th Oct

Interviewer :
Which Year ?

Sardar :
Oye Ullu Ke Patte
Every Year

134 chars (1 sms)


Koi ishara to de

Sardar to Sardar:Agr tu ye bata de k meri tokri mein kya hai to saarey andey tere, Aur agr tu ye bata de k kitne hein to 8 k 8 tere. auu agr tu ye bata de k kis jaanwar k hein to wo murgi bhi teri. 2nd Sardar: Yaar koi ishara to de.

234 chars (2 sms)


naam mitti mein

Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ? . . . Sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond raha hun.

169 chars (2 sms)


Paise ka masla nahi hai

Sardar: Kal koi mera purse maar gaya us mein 2000 rupees thy, Pathan: Jhooty,1500 thy maine ghar ja kar khud giny thy. Sardar: Paise ka masla nahi hai bas tum admi ka pata karo.

179 chars (2 sms)


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