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Dont buy Land Cruisers.
They hav levers Dat can kill u atleast in Pakistan.
Dis Public Service msg is sponsord by Pakistan Camel & Donkey Cart Association ;->
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I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.
Please sanction me one-week leave.
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FiLL iN THE BLANKS...
---LAND---PAR----
CHUUT
Any Idea ?
No !
Don''t Think Wierd !
oK !
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PTCL LAND LINE PAR
BHAARI CHUUT ;->
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Agr MQM walay films banane lage to films k nam asey honge.
1. UNIT NO. 1.
2. SATHI ZAMIN PER.
3. BHAI LOG LANDON WALAY.
4. OPRETION 92.
5. LONDON TO NINE ZERO.
6. SIRF ALTAF.
7. BHAI JO BHI KAHEN.
8. LAGAY RAHO ALTAF BHAI...
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Land lord:Ok,I give you 3 more days to pay rent.
Tenent:Right sir,I select the days of Diwali,
Holi
and
Christmas
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Keeklee Kaleer Di
Pent Mere Veer Di
Coat Mere Pai Da
Landay Ton Le Ayi Da
Fair Fit Karayi Da
Fair Onho Payi Da
Fittay Mo0nh MehnGayi Da.
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why is fire engine red in colour????
ans: bcoz fire engine has ladder,ladder has steps,
steps r foot long n measured by ruler,
ruler can be king or queen, elizabeth was a queen..
elizabeth is also name of ship,ship floats on sea,
fiahes live in sea,fishes have fins,fins r people from finland,
national flag of finland is red ,
so fire engine is red in colour
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Scotland yard ki team dobara pakistan aayi hai
.
Ye pata karney k liye..
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K,
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Arbab Ghulam Rahim k muun pe jo chapal mari gayi uska no. kia hai?
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Don''t Love Reliance Girl
She Is A 2yrs Warrenty Girl
Don''t Love Hutch Girl
She Follows U Where Ever You Go
So Love Only Landline Girl
She Will Be At Home.
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(Promises in Election Campaign)
Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.
My slogans are..
Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies
(Reality : when elected)
I don''t wana see any boys or girls flirting and teasing each other.
Now My Slogan Is.
No love only cries, Promise flown like flies
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(Promises in Election Campaign)
Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.
My slogans are..
Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies
(Reality : when elected)
I don''t wana see any boys or girls flirting and teasing each other.
Now My Slogan Is.
No love only cries, Promise flown like flies
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King Nepolean Was Busy Fighting In Poland
Some Russian Prisoners Were Brought Infront Of Him
Their Attitude Was Very Humiliating 2wards King
They Said :"V Russian r Far Better Thn U
U Fight 4 Wealth & V Fight 4 Honour"
Nepolean Said :
"Every1 Fights 4 Wht He Doesn''t Have"
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Dawn Newspaper Jul 2018
Headlines :
President General Kayani Decides To Remove His Uniform.
Pak Loses Cricket Series Against Hong Kong.
Shaikh Rasheed Decides To Join Mma.
President General Kayani To Visit Neigbour Country Balochland.
Meera''s 25th Birthday.
Seminar On 9th Death Aniversary Of Choudry Brothers.
Will Osama Be Captured ?
Shoaib Completes His 12 Years Ban.
Imran Khan Still Not Satisfied.
Pak Rs 178= 1$
Petrol 1 Ltr=Rs470
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Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy,
Boht Buland Boht Unt Shunt Mara Hy,
Smjho Aise K Jaise Dil K Rkshy Ko,
Truck Ne Puray Ka Pura Front Mara Hy.. :p ;->
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Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy,
Boht Buland Boht Unt Shunt Mara Hy,
Smjho Aise K Jaise Dil K Rkshy Ko,
Truck Ne Puray Ka Pura Front Mara Hy.. :p ;->
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