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Height Of Common Sense

..!!Height Of Common Sense..!! Teacher: Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai To Hum Ko Roshni Pehley Or Awaz Baad Mein Q Aati Hai? Pathan: Q K Hmari Ankhein Agey Hain Or Kaan Peechey..=P:-D

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mujhay khanay ko mil sakta hai?

# Bhikari Pathan Sy! Mujhy Khaany Ko Kuch Mill Sakta Hai. Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha Lo Gy? bhikari: G Han Bilkul. Pathan: Acha To Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana... ;->

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doctor pathan sy

Doctor Pathan K Bachhey Ko Dekh Kar Bola Bohat Khubsurat Hy! Kitney Maah Ka Hy? Pathan Gussey Me Bola: O pagal ka bachha Ek Hi Maa Ka Hy!

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pathan to pessenger

Pessenger : Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ? Phatan : Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . . ;-P

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pathan 7 t.v

# Ek Pathan T.V Par Bomb Rakh Kar Pakistan Ka Semi Final Dekh Raha Tha B.V Na Pocha K Ya Bomb Kis Liya Pathan: Agar Ya Haar Gaye To Puri Team Ko Bomb Sa Ura Do Ga

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teacher to pathan

Teacher 2 Pathan: Jis Aadmi Ko Sunai Na De Usy English Main Kya Kahain Ge? . . . . . . . Pathan: Jo Marzi Keh Do.. Usko Konsa Kuch Sunai Dega...;-)=D

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larki & pathan

Larki train mai baithi book parh rhi thi, Book ka nam ta “THE MAN” Peechy pathan baitha chupke se wo book parh rha ta, book mai likha ta k brazil k mard bahut “CHARMING” or “BALOCH” mard bahut handsome hote hain, Kch deir k bad Larki ne peeche dekha or pathan se uska nam poocha? Pathan: ”RONALDO BUGTI

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1 pathan

1 darzi logon k kpry le kr farar hogya Koi kehta mri shalwar Koi kehta meri qameez 1 patan b ro rha tha Logo ne pocha q ro Rahy ho? Pathan:Hmara naap ly gya

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pathan & admi

Admi bakriyan chara raha tha Pathan: ye bakriyan kahan ly ja rhy ho? Admi: Inhen school chorne ja rha hon Pthan: Mjy pagal smja ha? Aj to itwar ha..

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pathan ki pitai

Ek pathan or sardar ki khob pitai hue. Dono birthday party me muft ka khana khaty huay pakray gaye or kehne lagay, . . . . . . “Hum larki walo ki taraf se hain“

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pathan to doctor

pathan:doctor sahab apko taankay laganay attay hay? doctor: haan attay hain kaha laganay hain? pathan: ye lo chappal pay laga do.

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pathan ko raat k 2 bajay fone aya

Pathan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya: Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy Pathan Ghussey Me Bola: Khabees Ka Bachcha.. Zarori Nahi K Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho

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pathan khudkushi!

Pathan: Khudkushi pr tqreer kr rha tha Khudkushi Hram hy Zulm hy Gunah hy Buzdili hy Pagalpun hy Aisi haram mot marne se behtr he insan apne ap ko Goli mar dy

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pathan & dr.

1 Saal Bad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki Or Kaha: O Doctor Wazan To Kam Ho Gaya Hai Magar 1 Bara Masla Ho Gaya Hai. ... Doctor: Ab Kia Ho Gaya Hai?? Pathan: O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha Hum Apne Ghar Se 1095KM Door Nikal Aya Hai.;-)=P

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Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to

Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to hamesha apnay dimagh ki suno Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aae to Dil ki sunno ............. Waha say bhi jawab na aae to .... Ankhain band kar ke . socho . . ke . . ya ALLAH kahin me PaTHAN to nahi ?

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