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Hitler said: "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary" . . Pathan said: Ab bolne ka kya fayida Hitler bhai? Jab Dictionary khareedi thi tab hi check karni thi na?

172 chars (2 sms)


I'm going

Pathan to Teacher: I'm going ka kya matlab hota hai ? Teacher: Mein ja raha hun. Pathan: Matlab bataye bagher to yaha se tera baap bhi nahi ja sakta.

151 chars (1 sms)


Sugar ka mareez

Ek kanjoos Pathan ne mithayi ki dukaan kholi aur mulazim k liye akhbaar mein ishtihaar diya. "EK MULAZIM KI ZARURAT HAI Par . . . . Sirf SUGAR k marez raabta karen"

165 chars (2 sms)


Paise ka masla nahi hai

Sardar: Kal koi mera purse maar gaya us mein 2000 rupees thy, Pathan: Jhooty,1500 thy maine ghar ja kar khud giny thy. Sardar: Paise ka masla nahi hai bas tum admi ka pata karo.

179 chars (2 sms)


100 Rupees

Faqeer: Oh..Bab kuch dedo boht bhooka hun. Pathan: 100 rupees dikhaty huwe bola 50 rupees hein tere pass ? Faqeer: (Khush ho kar) G haan. Pathan: To pehle wo to kharch karlo.

177 chars (2 sms)


Pathan New York Gaya

Pathan New York Gaya Wahan Aik Building Mein Aag Lagi Dekhi Tou Kaha Tm Log Neechey Kood Jao Mein Pehelwan Hon Pakar Longa Pehle Aik ßacha Gira Usne Pakar Liya Phir Aik Admi Gira Usse ß Pakar Liya Phir Aik Kala Admi Kooda Tou Pathan Nai Chor Diya 0r Kaha ... . Oye Jali Huyi Lashen Mat Phenko !!! ;)

347 chars (3 sms)


Yaar yeh koan sa

Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey, bus main jhatkay buhat lag rahay hain.

Driver: Salay, bus rukki hoi hay, tum PATHAN ki goad main baithay ho.

150 chars (1 sms)


Aey Eid k Chaand

Aey Eid k Chaand !

Kyun krta hy tu hum ko pareshan?

Tujhy dekhny k liye bechain hyn Hum aur Mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman

Tujhy dekh nahi paatey poorey Pakistan k Insan

Magar kahan se dhoond lete hyn tujhy Sarhad k kuch Pathan? =P ;)

238 chars (2 sms)


Pathar se dosti

Pathar se dosti,
Jan ko khatra.
Pathan se dosti,
Demagh ko khatra.
Daru say dosti,
LIver ko khatra.
Hum say dosti,
rat be rat SMS ka khatra!!

149 chars (1 sms)


Jeenay Doo Musharaf

Pehle Aata Mil Jata Tha..

Ab Aatay k Liye Line Banani Parti Hy
Aur
Har Line Mai 3,4 Pathan Zaroor Hotay Hain

< Jeenay Doo Musharaf >

147 chars (1 sms)


kal koi meri biwi k

Sikh: kal koi meri biwi k sath zabardasti krgya aur Rs 20000 v le gya
pathan: jhut bolta hai,15000 tha
sikh: paise ka itna masla nai bas aadmi pata kar yaar ;->

166 chars (2 sms)


Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb

Sardar: Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain. Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain!


Pathan: Yehi To Tum Na Patay Ka Baat Kia, Larka Acha Hota Hai . . . ;->

150 chars (1 sms)


Height Of Fear

Height Of Fear

2 Pathan Ek Bathroom Main Naha Rahey Thy

Sabun Neechey Girr Gaya

Par Darr K marey Koi Jhuk Kar Utha Nahi Raha … ;->

143 chars (1 sms)


Ek Pathan ko Hichki ayi

Ek Pathan ko Hichki ayi or sath he uska Paad b nikl gya..

Pathan:
O khucha lagta hy humko
Gul Bano k sath sath
Gul Khan b yad kr rha hy . . . :p :d ;->

161 chars (2 sms)


Teacher Pathan Sy:

Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?

Pathan:
Pata nahi..?

Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?

Pathan:
"ZARDARI"

166 chars (2 sms)


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