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Laugh ... And

Laugh ...

And

The World

Laughs With You ...


Snore

And

Sleep Alone ... ;->


Gud Nite

Have Sweet Dreamz ... =)

139 chars (1 sms)


Never Try Alone To

Never Try Alone To Take The Weight Of Tear That Comes Out Of Ur Heart & Falls Through Ur Eyes

ALWAYS REMEMBER
A
FRIEND
IS
HERE
TO
SHäRE ... !

Gud Night ... (:

171 chars (2 sms)


(2)A Ramzan Checklist. . .

(2)A Ramzan Checklist. . .

Intend To Fast Everyday With Iman & Pure Intention Seeking The Reward From ALLAH Alone.
The Prophet Peace Be Upon Him Said,
"Whoever Fasts In Ramadan With
man & Seeking Reward
(from ALLAH) his Past Sins
Will Be Forgiven"

(Bukhari)

269 chars (2 sms)


Laloo: I am so miser (kanjoos) th

Laloo: I am so miser (kanjoos) that

I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money.

I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

188 chars (2 sms)


A very shy young man

A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone, after 1 hour he gathers enough courage to ask her
"Excuse me can i sit beside u?"

she responds loudly "NO I DONT WANA SPEND THE NIGHT WITH U"

every 1 in the bar starts to look at the man, the man was embarrassed
After a few minutes the woman walks over to his table smiles n apologizes says u see im a psychology student studying how people respond to embarrasing situations,

Man replied(loudly): WHAT 10 THOUSAND DOLLARS 4 ONE NIGHT?:-D

528 chars (4 sms)


U came alone pic

U came alone pick me from my home take t ur home in ur bedroom put off ur shirt touch ur head 2 my cheast put ur lips on my lips "THANK GOD I''M DA BOTTLE OF PEPSI"

164 chars (2 sms)


Why Pakistan is not progressing ...?

Why Pakistan is not progressing ...?

Because out of Population of 16 Crore ...

-4 crore retired.
-2 Crore in State Govt.
-2 crore in central. Govt. (who dont work)
-1 crore IT prof. ( they dont work for Pakistan)
-2 crore are under 5 yrs.
-3 crore are unemployed.
-1.2 crore you can find anytime in Hospitals.
-Statistics says that 79,99,998 people anytime in jail.

- REST LEFT TWO YOU & ME..

- AT PRESENT YOU ARE BUSY READING MY SMS..

- SO HOW CAN I HANDLE PAKISTAN ALONE.....

500 chars (4 sms)


New Addition To The Periodic Table Of Element

New Addition To The Periodic Table Of Elements :

Element Name : WOMAN

Symbol : WO

Atomic Weight : DON''T EVEN DARE TO ASK .

Physical Properties : GENERALLY BOILS AT ANY THING & MAY FREEZ ANY TIME METLS WHENEVER TREATED PROPERLY

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES : VERY REACTIVE , HIGHLY UNSTABLE . Possesses Strong Affinity For Gold , Silver , Platinum , Diamond & Precious Stones.

Volatile When Alone

406 chars (3 sms)


Dis is a warning to

Dis is a warning to all those people who don''t Smoke..
One day, you''ll lose all ur friends,
They will all die
&
you''ll be left alone..
So, Start smoking... ;->

171 chars (2 sms)


Let us b Generous like dis:

Let us b Generous like dis:
4 Ants r moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT comin towrds them.
1st Ant says:V should KILL him.
2nd Ant says: No,Lets break his LEG alone.
3rd Ant says:No, V''ll just throw him away from our path.
4th Ant says: No, V''ll LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR ;->

316 chars (2 sms)


Dis is a warning to

Dis is a warning to all those people who don''t Smoke..
One day, you''ll lose all ur friends,
They will all die
&
you''ll be left alone..
So, Start smoking... ;->

170 chars (2 sms)


Why pakistan is in trouble

Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore
4 crore retired
3 crore in state govt don''t work
2 crore in school
2 crore under 5 year
2 crore unemployed
2 crore house wives
99,99,998 are any time in jail.
The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone?

308 chars (2 sms)


Why pakistan is in trouble

Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore
4 crore retired
3 crore in state govt don''t work
2 crore in school
2 crore under 5 year
2 crore unemployed
2 crore house wives
99,99,998 are any time in jail.
The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone? ;->

315 chars (2 sms)


World''s Shortest

World''s Shortest Horror Story by Martin Garner contains only the following lines

"When the world''s Last Man was alone in his
room,the door was knocked"...

161 chars (2 sms)


Life Was Lonely,

Life Was Lonely,
No One Was There.
I Had No Frend.
& Then U Came Into My Life,

I Realised,



Dat










ALONE WAS BETTER

145 chars (1 sms)


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