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woh haath me leke hilate hai 'Jinke paas hai...

woh haath me leke hilate hai, jinke paas nahi hai... woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai BOLO KYA? Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH'

145 chars (1 sms)


A dirty msg

A dirty msg

1 cockroach hotel gya aur waiter sai kaha

1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla

1 glass vomating shake le aao

But hath safeguard se dho laina plz

166 chars (2 sms)


A girl dresses up

A girl dresses up trying
to luk as pretty as possible...
Applies make-up & styles
her hair...
She wants to luk attractive...
...She goes out, comments 4rm
men flatters her...
They stare at her develop
dirty thoughts & Sum wud
want to act upon their
thoughts & some do ...
She didn''t want that Or
did she ? ?

THINK

Whn Islam advises women
to cover themselves & be
simple, Its not without a
reason ... Islam doesn''t
limit the freedom of women
but to make them more
Independent ...

505 chars (4 sms)


KISSING at the top

KISSING at the top,HOLDING at the middle &FIRE at the bottom!


Do you know the ANSWAR?


WHAT?

ho...don''t think dirty...


its A ''''CIGRETTE''''

160 chars (1 sms)


Wo kiyA hAi

Wo kiyA hAi??
JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??




U Dirty MiNd





AnswEr hAi

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BethA
huA

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BAkrA ... :p ;->

201 chars (2 sms)


Fill in the blanks

Fill in the blanks

1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
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Ans

1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

Dirty Mind =P ;)

179 chars (2 sms)


In a bath room

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It"s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.

135 chars (1 sms)


Only Your Real Friends

Only Your

Real Friends


Will Tell

You


When

Your Face


Is Dirty.


~Sicilian Proverb

109 chars (1 sms)


A TC In A Train Finesb

A TC In A Train Fines 400 For No Ticket.

He Charged 1st Girl Rs 300 Who Was Wearing Sleevless

Rs 200 To 2nd Who Was Wearing Sleevles &Backless

Rs100 To 3rd Who Ws Wearing Sleevless, Backless And A Mini Skirt

He Charged Rs 0 To The 4th One...






Why???







U Dirty Mind...



She Had The Ticket!!!

334 chars (3 sms)


Once there lived a

Once there lived a SEXY MAN who had no wife, but still every night he enjoyed...











"DINNER" ;->

u Dirty mind...

upper rakho
bole tou
keeP iT uP... =P

182 chars (2 sms)


What''s white when

What''s white when it’s dirty. . . ?.
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The Answer Is "B|AcK BoArD"

78 chars (1 sms)


Thought Of The Day

Thought Of The Day

Arguing With A Boss Is Just Like Wrestling With A Pig In Mud..

After Some Time You Realize That You Are getting Dirty And The Pig Is Enjoying It ..

173 chars (2 sms)


Thought Of The Day

Thought Of The Day

Arguing With A Boss Is Just Like Wrestling With A Pig In Mud..

After Some Time You Realize That You Are getting Dirty And The Pig Is Enjoying It ..

172 chars (2 sms)


Do u want to hear a dirty joke?

Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
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Are you sure?
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Ok, here you go…
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A white horse fell in the mud

122 chars (1 sms)


Attitude of girls:

Attitude of girls:

When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
“i dont like that kind of sms ok?” :p ;->

175 chars (2 sms)


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