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1 Pathan Ko Kisi Ne Kaha

1 Pathan Ko Kisi Ne Kaha
Aftari K Waqt Jo Bhi DUA
Karo Kabul Hoti Hai...


Pehle Rozey Ki Aftari K Waqt


Khan Sahab:







YA ALLAH

Subha EID Ho Jae... ;->

179 chars (2 sms)


Aik Pathan Passport banwane gay

Aik Pathan Passport banwane gaya,

Officer ne kaha N I C dikhao,

Pathan ne apni Begum ka N I C de dia

Officer., Khan Sahab apna N I C do,

Pathan Ghussay se kal main apna N I C lekar aya tha aap k pass..

Aap ne kaha NADRA ka lekr aoo.

250 chars (2 sms)


1 Pathan Ka Sir Phat Gaya

1 Pathan Ka Sir Phat Gaya . . .

Pathan Se Kisi Ne Poocha : Khan Sahab Kia Hua ?

Khan Replied: PAPER WEIGHT Se Kell Thonk Raha Tha . . . Hum Ko Kisi Ne Kaha KHOPRI Istimal Karo . . . ;->

195 chars (2 sms)


Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?

Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?

Pathan: 13

Sardar: 13 Bache Wo Kese?

Pathan: Susral Walo Se Wada Ker Ke Aya Tha Biwi Ko Khali Pait Nai Rakhunga!

164 chars (2 sms)


Azadi Moqay Per

Azadi Moqay Per
KHAN Sahab Ne pesh Kia Naya Song

Daga Wara Bara Pushta Chusta Pakstan
Daga Barisha Gila Gila Munda Pkistan
Dil Dil Munda Pkstan
Jan Jan Londa-e-Pakistan ... ;->

187 chars (2 sms)


Yara hum bohat preshan hai

Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai

Dost: Kyun khan sahab?

Pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai...=P;->

156 chars (1 sms)


Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?

Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?




Pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga. :-)

116 chars (1 sms)


"Enter Ur PIN"

BREAKING NEWS
ATM @ Tariq Road Is
Jammed & Not In Working
Condition




Bcoz



Khan Sahab''s Wife Put
Hairpin In Machine When
It Said
"Enter Ur PIN" ... ;)

172 chars (2 sms)


Pathan namaz parhnay gya

Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia..
kisi ny pocha khan sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kia hai?
pathan ny jawab diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->

166 chars (2 sms)


Aik Pathan Ne Aik Pad Mara

Aik Pathan Ne Aik Pad Mara Phir Dosra,
3,4,5,6.
Kisi Ne Kha Khan Sahab Yeh Kya?
Pathan: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karaya Howa Hai.

126 chars (1 sms)


yara hum bohat preshan hai



Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai

Dost: Kyun khan sahab?

Pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai...=P;->

162 chars (2 sms)


air hostess to pathan in plane


Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?




Pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga. :-)

119 chars (1 sms)


enter ur pin


BREAKING NEWS
ATM @ Tariq Road Is
Jammed & Not In Working
Condition




Bcoz



Khan Sahab''s Wife Put
Hairpin In Machine When
It Said
"Enter Ur PIN" ... ;)

176 chars (2 sms)


pathan namaz parhnay gya



Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia..
kisi ny pocha khan sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kia hai?
pathan ny jawab diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->

172 chars (2 sms)


pathan ne aik pad mara phir dosra



Aik Pathan Ne Aik Pad Mara Phir Dosra,
3,4,5,6.
Kisi Ne Kha Khan Sahab Yeh Kya?
Pathan: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karaya Howa Hai... ;->

142 chars (1 sms)


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