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Sometimes we do all the right things, and the wrong things happen

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Sometimes i feel that I control the rain in my country, all i have to do is wash my car

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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

by nakam shayir (few years ago!)
You couldn't kick my ass if it was glued to your foot

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Worrying puts the cant's in. Alcohol gets the cant's out

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Repair man: I've been doing this work 35 years, and I started when I was 5. Me: You must have been a prodigy then

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When I'm having my baby, my husband will be in the bed next to me getting his ball z waxed. U go feel pain to partna!

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Are you living a WOW life? If not, why not start today? It's more fun

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My work and creativity is a outcome of what that happens right between reading cognitive psychology and the latest issue of Donald duck

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Someone once asked me if spirituality could lesson our suffering and here is what I told-em; it didn't keep Jesus off the cross... but it sure came in handy at the resurrection

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Dying and being born are the very same thing but it's the outcome of the act that determines how we choose to use the words

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I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you

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Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it

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Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff

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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film

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