Food and Drink; 252 Jokes

Cigarette hai kya

Ravana : Cigeratte hai kya?
Hanuman : Nahi Hai.
Ram : Ek packet hai na.
Hanuman : Aap chup rahiye prabhu. Iske 10 sir hain.
Pura packet khatam ho jayega.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Alele akele smose kha rhe ho

Banta: Kee Gal hai Sante. Akelle kelle samosey kha
reyan
Santa : Nahin yaarr, Chutney De Naal.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
aj to che pene ka

Santa Banta se bola “Bhai aaj to chay peene ka
maza aa gaya.”
Banta : Santa Jee, agar billi ne dudh me muh na
mara hota to aur bhi maza aata!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Cigarette

Santa found cigarette in daughter’s room “Ohh
God! She smokes?”
Then she found wine, “O God! She drinks?” Then
he saw boy,
“Thank [email protected] To ye sab ess munde da hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kanjos

Sardar 2 Kanjos:
Sari Dunya Mazar Ko Chom Rhe Hai Or Tu Is Admi
Ko Chom Rha Hai
Kyun?
Kanjos: Chup Kar Ja Bwaqoof!
Tujhy Pata Nhe K LANGAR Yehi Bantay Ga

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Waiter: Khan sahb, 10 Rs tip to meri insult hy..

Waiter: Khan sahb, 10 Rs tip to meri insult hy..

Khan: To phir..?
Waiter: 20 Rs to hon..

Khan: Main tumhari double insult nhi kr skta..!!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
What is deffirent between COFFY shop & WINE shop

Santa> What is deffirent between COFFY shop & WINE shop

Banta> coffy shop is the starting point of LOVE and wine shop is last point of LOVE

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Gahak: (doodh waly sy)

Gahak: (doodh waly sy)
Tumhari gaay kita doodh deti he
Doodh wala: 5 kilo

Gahak: is main say kitna bech letey ho? Doodh wala: yehi koi 12 kilo

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Qabristan main chars

Charsi Qabristan Me Churs P Rha Tha.
Police: Kya Kr Rhe Ho ?
Chrsi: Abu K Lia Dua.
Police: Ye To Bache Ki Qabr Hy.
Chrsi: Abu Bachpan Me Hi Mrgye Thy.:-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
If Paratha & Pizza Is Dropped

Sardar To An Pathan:
If Paratha & Pizza Is Dropped From A 90 Feet Building,
Which Will Reach Da Ground First?

Pathan: Pizza, Bcoz It’s Fast Food!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Pathan: Halwai Se

Pathan: Halwai Se,
Tum Kitne Saal Se Jalebi Bna Rhy Ho!

Halwai: Bare Fakhar Se
30 Saal Se,

Pathan: Lakh Di Lanat E
Tere Kolon Aj Tak Jalebi Sidhi Nai Bani..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Yeh kela kase dia?

Memon:
Ye Kela Kaise Dia??
Keley Wala: 1rs
Memon: 60 Paisa Ka Deta Hai??
Kele Wala: 60 Paise Mein To Sirf Chilka Milega.
Memon: Le 40 Paise, Chilka Rakh Aur Kela De..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
You are drinking tea alone

Teacher: Is Ko Khalis Memoni Me Translate Karo
“You Are Drinking Tea Alone”
Memon Bacha:
Lakh Lannat Toji Shakal Tey
Moua Bagherat Eklo Eklo Chaa Piye Tou.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kale namak moli ke phrate

Mehmano K Anay Se Pehly Agr
Kala Namk Moli K Prathy Aur Chanay Ki Dal Ka
Hlwa Kha K Bethn To Mehman Jaldi Chly Jaty Hain
Or
Dubara Nhi Atay. . .Zubaida Aapa K Khusboo Dar
Totkay ;->

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar jees restaurant

Customer At Sardar Jee’s Resturant:
Sardar Jee Soup Main Makhi Hai……
Sardar Jee Oye Dil Wadda Kar
Makhi Tera Kinna Soup Pe Jao Ge….!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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