Animal; 711 Jokes
Sir: Kaunsa bird sabse se Tez udtha hai???
Boy: Haathi. Sir: Nalayak,tera baap kya karta hai??
Boy: woh Shooter hai Daawod gang mei….
Sir: Shaabaash ! haathi !Sahi jawab
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?
Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
99 sal ka Sardar
SWARG ki raunak aur sundar apsarao ko dekh kar bola-
Ye Ramdev baba k chakr me na para hota to 30 sal pahle hi chala ata...
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
SARDAR:
Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?
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PATHAN:
Jootay se maar do:)
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Shaer: O budhe! Ruk! Main ne tera khoon pena hai.
Budha: Kissi jawan ka ja kay piyyo. Who garm ho ga.
Shaer: Nahain! Aaj mera dil cold drink pene ka ker reha hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Frog: Sardaron ka dimagh nai hota. Sardar: Hota hay.
Frog: Nai hota-Nai Hota-Nai Hota (& jumps in water).
Sardar:Le Dass! eday wich khudkushi karen di kerri gal a.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan Bakra Zibha Karnay Laga Tou Confuse Ho Gaya K Parhna Kya Hai....
Aik Lamha Sochnay K Baad Chhuri (Knife) Chalatay Howay Josh se Bola
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Haathi ke bache ne chonti se poocha: Tumhari age kitni hai?
Chonti: 40 years
Baby Elephant (hairat se): 40 saal aur itni choti ?
Chonti: Haan mai Lux istimaal karti hun es liye meri umar nazar nahi aati. Aur tumhari umar kiya hai?
Haathi ka bacha (fakhr se): 10years.
Chonti: 10 years! Aur itne bare?
Haathi ka bacha: Haan, mai Nido jo peeta hun
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Africa kai aik jungle mai aik bohot hi ala nasal ka hiran (deer) ghayab hogaya, Government nai dusray countries ki police ko bulwaya investigation kai liya.
FBI: 4 months ki mahnat kai baad bhi FBI ko kuch na mila aur woh baghair hiran (deer) kai wapis agai.
Indian Police: 5 months ki pahnai ka baad bhi kuch hasil na kar pai aur khali haat hi agai.
Pakistani Police: 20 minute ki mahnai kai baad hi wapis agai aur sath mai aik hati (elephant) lai kar agai aur elephant kah raha tha kai “ Han Han mai hi hiran hon Han Han mai hi hiran hon”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 din bandar bola: Maa meri dulhan kon he plz meri shaadi karwaado
Maa boli: dekh teri dulhan SmS parh rahi he.
Agar parh k muskrae to shaadi paki…
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dog 1: me is area me naya naya hu
Muje yaha k kutto k sardar se milna he
Dog 2:ssshhh..Chup…!
Aawaz mat karo
Boss msg padh rahe hai…
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bander k bachey na kaha papa meri shadi kab karo gay? Bander nay kaha beta zara sabar karo
Dulhan ko pora sms to parhne doo
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Super Faadu Joke
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ek khoobsurat Larki k sath sath kutta chal rha tha…
Pass se guzrte Larke ne dekh kr kaha: -
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Ladka:- “Aap dono behan – bhai hain?”
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Larki : – “Aap ko hm dono me se kon pasand hai?”
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Larka : – “yaqeenan tum ”
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Larki : – to phir is k liye apni behanLe Aao,
Hamaray yhaan nanad ko bhabhi bnane ka riwaz chalta hai
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Ladka Shocke – Ladki Rocksss
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa omllett bna rha tha usne anda toda to anda khali nikla
Snta hairan hokar bola ghorklyug ab murgi b ABORTION krwane lagi he. !!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa bante se:- meri bakri ne anda(egg) dia hai.
Banta:- bakri anda kaise de sakti hai.
Santa:- abe gadhe, maine apni murgi ka naam bakri rakha hai. :)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)