Animal; 711 Jokes
Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?
circuit:simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
1 molvi ka tota (parrot) daily 1 shakhs ko
"oye beghairat" kaha karta tha
us shakhs ne molvi se shikayat ki
molvi ne tote ko danta
agle din jab wo shakhs qareb se guzra
to tota kuch na bola
thora agay ja k us shakhs ne peche mur k dekha to
tota hanste hue bola "Samajh to gaya hoga";-)
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
3 ways to catch a Tiger
1:Newtonz method:Allow the Tiger to catch u and catch the tiger!
2:Einsteinz method: Chase the Tiger untill it get tired then catch it!
3:Pakistani Police method: Catch a Cat and beat it untill it accepts its a Tiger!!!
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future
Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you.
Frog: Great..! But when & where?
Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Chunti aur Hathi ki love marriage hui, dusre din hathi mar gaya.
Chunti boli: Wa ray mohabbat.! eik din ka pyar hua, ab sari zindagi qabar khodne mein guzre gi.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
A lady went to a store and ask a salesman (who wz Sardar) :
Liptan di chaa ha…?
Sardar: menu tay nae ay par tenu ay tay aja lipat ja,..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Difference between Husband nd gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan ka challenge
Pathan: Mai Meenar-e-pakistan ko sar par utha kar Peshawar le ja sakta hon.
Hazaron log ekathay ho gaye
Pathan: Bas ese utha kar mairy sar par rakho tum !
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Kutta Kaat Lega In park, a boy & girl were sitting!
2 dogs kissed each other
Boy- Jaanu agar tum bura na mano, to main bhi..
Girl- Ok! Par sambhalkar! Kutta kaat lega
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
GIRL: Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar
Karte Ho?
SARDAR: Haan.
GIRL: Par Tumhe to Meri
Parvah Hi Nahi?
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SARDAR: Pagli, Pyaar Karnewale
Kisi ki Parvah Nahi Karte
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
1 Sardar jungle main gya…
us ny 1 shair(Lion) Ko apne traf
aate daikha.
Wo foran late gya
OR
Apni saans Rok lee.Shair us k paas
gya.
Aur Bry pyaar sy us k sir pr haath
phaira r kha…..
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“Mere putar aa kam reech(bear)naal
kre
mere naal ni..”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
What is similarity between SUN & WIFE..? . .
Very Simple..
Aap dono ki taraf ghoor kar nahi dekh sakte.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A donkey kicked sardar & ran away, sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra and started beating it and said, Sala tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar was standing in door with a Gun in hand
Bewi: Yahan kion khary ho
Sardar: Shair ky shikar par ja raha hon
Bewi: tu jawon na
Sardar: Kaisay jawon bahir kutta baitha hai
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Father to Son: Sath walon ki larki ko dekh lo,
wo exam mai "First" ayi hai, owr tum..
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Son: Usi ko tu dekhta tha,
tabhi tu "Supply" ayi hai
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)