Animal; 711 Jokes
A lion held a huge party at his place ,he invited only his fellow lions.the Lions were dancing when a mouse also came a joined in.
The lion asked the mouse why he entered the party when the other species Were not invited.
The mouse said ‘shaadi se pehle main bhi sher tha’
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek sardar k ghar men billi rahti thi sardar billi se tang a kr usey kahin chor aaya, Gar aya to bili us se pehly ponch chuki thi, Sardar bili ko dobara kahin door chor k aya bili phir us sy pehly gar ponch gai, Sardar ko bohat gussa aya ab wo bili ko bohat hi zyada door chornay gya. wahan sy us ny wife ko phon kya. "bili gar ponch gai ya nahi? wife: han ponch gai hay sardar: " Us kamini se bol k mujay aa ker ly jaey men rasta bhool gya hon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?" .
The barman says "Yes, thats them." So the guy walks over and says,"Hello, what are u guys doing?"
Bush says, "We're planning world war 3" Guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!
" Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, " See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar declares:
I will never marry in my life&. . .
I'll give same advice to my children also.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
What is the similarity between a sardar & a donkey?
Both moves towards the road transport as they grown up.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he, ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai, bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Akhbaar wala ek haryanavi filmon ke hero ka interview leve tha. Uste poochan lagya,
"Jungle mein thaare aage sher aaje to tum ke karoge?"
Hero bolya,
"Arre manne ke karna se, pher to jo bhi karega woh to susra sher he karega!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Angrez ko raat me bahut machhar kaat rahe the... Usne gusse me aake saari light band kardi. tabhi room ek jugnu aaya.
Angrez: Ohhhh no!!! India ka macchar sala ab torch leke dhund raha hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Murga - Murgi Ki Love Story-:
Murga:- I Love U Jaan
Murgi:- Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho? Murga:- Kuch Bhi
Murgi:- Chalo fir 1 Anda De k Dikhao!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aaj agar aapke sms aayenge to hi hum roti khayenge, warna 6 Parathe, Paneer ki sabji, Kashmiri Pulav, Ice Cream khakar bhukhe hi so jayenge.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar: I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
CHHOTU - Sab log mujhe GOD samajhne lage hai
MOTU - Tuhe kaise pata?
CHHOTU - Aaj main park gaya to sab kehne lage - Oh god, yahan bhi pahunch gaye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Cheeta Cigarette ka sutta lagane hi wala tha ki achanak ek chuha wahan aya aur bola bhai chor do nasha, ao mere sath,dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurt hai. Cheeta choohe k sath chal dia Aage 1 hathi cocaine pi rha tha, chooha Fir bola, bhai chor do nasha,ao mere sath,dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurt [...]
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Siasatdano Se Bhari Hoi Ek Bus
Driver Se Beqabo Hokar Pul Se Nichi Gir Kar Ek Keht Mai Ja Gusi. Kisan Ne Awaz Sunkar Ghar Se Bahar Aya Or Sari Siasatdano Ko Dafnaya..
2 Din Baad Police Wahan Ayi
Khasta Hal Bus Dekni Ke Baad Kisan Se Pocha “Kia Sare Siasatdan Mar Chuke The?
Kisan Ne Kaha Nhin G Kuch To Keh Rahe The Ki Wo Zinda Hai Magar Jinab Aap Ko To Pata Hai K
Siasatdan Kitna Jhoot Bolte Hain
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
How Did A Rat Propose A Cat?
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O Billo Rani
Kaho To Abi Jan Dey Dun
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)