Politics; 174 Jokes

Muqami waqt

ssalam-o-alikum!
“Lahore,” Bahawalpur, Ør Us K MùZäFäT Me
Light janay Kä WäQt HùÄ chähTä Hä.
BäQì LöG ApÑè Äpnè Mäqami WÄqT k MùTäBq government ko galiyan dain

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
PPP

Barbaad Honay Ke Aur Bhi Raastay Thay
FARAAZ
Najanay logoon ko ‘PPP’ Ko Vote Dainay Ka Khayal Kyun Aaya…….????

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Sumer gift

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Ye lo PANKHA
Sumer gift

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Khof-e- khuda

Mat Kr Pyaar Roshni Se,Ye
Pal Bhar Ki Mehmaan he, Dil
Laga is Andherey Se Jo
Qabar tak Mehrbaan hy. .

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Khushi ke lamhe..

KHUSHI k Lamhe kis Qadar Mukhtasir hOte hain
~'~''~''~DOST''~'~'~'
Abi Pankha Chalaya hi tha k phr Light Chali gai

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Load sheding

Pakistan Mein 1
Bar Phir
MAH-E-L0AD-SHEDING ka
CHAND Nzr Aa
Gya Hy
AWAM Qurbani
k Lye Tayar Ho Jaen.
"WAPDA"

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Bill Gates ND Zardari

I studied but never topped,
today toppers of best universities r my employees.
(Bill Gates)
Neither I topped nor I study, today I m President.
(Zardari).

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Sadre Pakistan

A TRUE STORY:
Kisi Darakht pe 1 Ullu Baitha Krta tha
1 din wo Darakht Kat Dia Gya
Darakht Bohot Khush Hua k Shukr Ab mujh Par Koi Ullu Nai BethyeGa
Lekn Darakht ki khushi us waqt khak me milgai
jub
Usko Kaat kar
Saddar e Pakistan ki kursi bana di gai.
TareeKh Gawah Hy Aj B Us Pr ULLU bethta hy.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Entertain ment tax

A Judge charged Rs.10800 fine to a MAN for rape case.
MAN asked:
‘WHY 10800'?
Judge replied:
10000 for rape &
8% Entertainment Tax
By Zardaari..

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Arabic News

HaaZa ZARDAaaRIun Anni DaTunn BaghairatUn Azaabun Fi InsanUn FasaadUn KhabeesUn, Asal-HaramdatUnn Aata-Tunn, Bijli-Sunn Petrol-Gumm, Bhum Bhum Damakatun Or to Or Hoor Sunn balancun chekun 12pais0n TAXun TunnUn KameenUn KUTTUN Da PutterUn Don’t DeletUn FrwdtUun FarzUunn…!

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Cheeni Aur Ataa

1 American, 1 Chinese aur
1 Pakistani Chaand Per Gaye.
Teeno Ne Neechay Dekha To Zameen Per 1 Lambi Line Nazar ayi.
American:
Ye NASA Ki Building hai
Chinese:
Nhi Ye Deewar-E-Cheen He
Pakistani:
Oye Paglo Na Ye Building He Or Na Deewar
Ye To Utility Store K Bahir cheeni & Aata lenay Walon Ki Line He.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Bacha na ho

Mufti Asif Ali Zardari Apni Book
(Sheri Rehman k Jalwe)
Men Farmatay Hen.
Chicken Broast Aise Pakao k Kacha Na Ho.
Or
Muhbt Aise nibhao k Bacha Na Ho.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
OVER TIME

Machar ny 1 Aadmi ko din my kata.!
Aadmi ny kah!
Tum din ko b kaat’te ho?
Machar bola!
Zardari ka dor hy Ghar k halat kharab hain!
Overtime laga raha hon…

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
a good leader

A good leader is a person

who takes a little more than

his share of the blame

and

a little less than his share of the credit.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Govt. is like a baby

Gove
ment is like a baby.

An alimentary canal with

a big appetite at one end

and no sense of responsibility at the other.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

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