Parent; 468 Jokes
Sonu: papa, aaj mujhe ek ladke ne mara.
Papa: kya tum use phchan sakte ho?
Sonu: haan papa mein uska daant saath laya hu.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Beta(Kanjus Pita se): Papa Papa mujhe dur ka kam dikhai deta hai, chashma dilao na.
Pita: bata wo kya hai?
Beta: suraj
Pita: abe aur kitna dur ka dekha chahta hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek bhanebaj kramchari ka dada us ke daftar mein ja ker uske boss se bola: Iss daftar mein sunil naam ka aadmi kaam karta hai, mujhe us se milna hai weh mera pota hai
Boss ne muskura ker kaha: Mujhe afsos hai, aap der se aaye hain, weh aapki arthi ko kandha dene ke liye chutti laker ja chuka hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Son: Aj accident hua, uff marte marte bach gya,
Dad: Tumhari he galti ho gi,
Maa: mera beta, thek to hai na tu?
Sis: bhai koi chot to nahi ayi?
Bro: yaar dihayan se chalaya kar,
Lover: Tume mera zara bhi khayal nahi?
Frnd O shit, biryani khate khate reh gye….Ja yaar
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Son: Aj accident hua, uff marte marte bach gya,
Dad: Tumhari he galti ho gi,
Maa: mera beta, thek to hai na tu?
Sis: bhai koi chot to nahi ayi?
Bro: yaar dihayan se chalaya kar,
Lover: Tume mera zara bhi khayal nahi?
Frnd O shit, biryani khate khate reh gye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Naughty : Height of Shame. At bus stop a girl was standing with her face covered.
A man on bike stops and says “Chalna hai kya?” Girl replies : Papa mein hoon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa : Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?
Mom : Nahi to beta!
Santa : To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise??
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maa Ne kha Haveli chod Do,
Paro Ne kha Daru chod Do,
Ek Din Aaega Jab -
GIRLFRIEND khegi-BHAIYA,
IN BACHO KO ZARA SCHOOL CHOD DO!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Daadi marte hue :Beta mein apna farm, 6tractor, 50 janwar
aur 22,389,630 cash tumhare naam karti hun
Beta: Dadi yeh sab hai kahan?
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Dadi: FARMVILLE on Facebook.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mother: Santa tum 18 Years ki larki dekhar shadi karlo,
Santa: 2 bahu lekar ghar aata hai,
Mother: Kya hua?
Santa: 18 ki mili nahi to 9 – 9 ki 2 se shadi karli!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Son:- papa aaj meri giirlfriend ka birthday hai, use kya du..... Papa:- dikhne me kaisi hai ? Son:- Mast hai.... Papa:- mera no. Dede !
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: pappa agar main exam pass karunga to kya doge?
Pappa: ek cycle dilaadoonga
Santa: agar fail hua to?
Pappa: 10 cycle dilaaunga
... Santa: woh kyu?
Pappa: padhaai bandh karke cycle shop khol lo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)