Marriage; 901 Jokes

Husband was busy watching cricket

Husband was busy watching cricket.

Wife Came in a New Dress & Askd Him:

Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hun?
Husband Clapped n Shouted
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''CHHAKKA"
His funeral is at 8 am tomorrow.X_X

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta: Biwi se jhagra solve hua kya??

Banta: Biwi se jhagra solve hua
kya??
Santa: Ghutnoo pe chal ke ayi thi
mere pass
Banta: kya boli??
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Santa: Boli bed ke neeche se nikal
aa
Ab nahi marungi :D :P ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife drinking WHISKEY

Wife drinking WHISKEY,
asked"Tum kaun ho?"
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Husband-"Pagal ho gayi ho kya? Apne husband ko
bhool gayi?
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"Wife:"Nasha har gum bhula deta hai "Bhaisaab

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Sardar apne Marriage

Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?

Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aao 1 Wife ki nazar se duniya ko dekhoo..

Aao 1 Wife ki nazar se duniya ko dekhoo..

World ka sab se perfect man
-uska daddy.

World ki sabse akkalmand aurat
-uski maa

World ka sabse dukhi pati
-uska bhai.

World ki sabse badi chudial
-uski bhabhi

World ka sabse sundr ladka
-uska beta

World ka sabse Nasibdar aadmi
-uski behan ka pati.

World ki sabse badi gawar aurat
-uski saas

aur dunia ka sabse kharab,nikamma,­selfish,jhootha­,kanjus, bekar aadmi
-YE BHI LIKHNA PADEGA KYA?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife on call:"hey baby, what r you

Wife on call:"hey baby, what r you
doing.....??
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Husband:"office ­ - me bahut
kaam hai bus nipta
ke aata hu. ..and u
sweet heart....??
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wife:"mai club me tere piche
khadi
hu...:p :O :D :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
This is killer

This is killer.!

Husband comes home early and sees wife with another guy.

Wife: Why are you early?

Husband: Who is he?
Wife: Don't try to change the topic.!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: khane main kya banau?

Wife: khane main kya banau?
Huband: kuch bhi bana lo..kya
banaogi?

Wife: jo aap kaho
Husband: dal chawal bana lo

Wife: subah hi toh khaye the
Husband: toh roti sabzi bana lo

Wife: bachche nahi khayenge
Husband: toh chhole puri bana lo

Wife: mujhe fried cheezon se
heavy lagta hai

Husband: egg bhurji bana lo
Wife: aaj thursday hai
Husband: paranthe?

Wife: raat ko paranthe nahi khana chahiye
Husband: hotel se mangwa lete
hain

Wife: roz roz bahar ka nahi khanachahiye

Husband: toh phir kya banaogi?
Wife: jo aap kaho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband: begum khana tayar

Husband: begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi?

Begum: nahi g,thori dair baqi ha.
Husband: theek ha mein bahar se kha leta hon.

Begum: bas 5 mint ruk jaen.
Husband:5 mint mein khana tayar ho jaega?

Begum: nahi mein tayar ho jaungi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: Janu! Kash aap message

Wife: Janu! Kash aap message hotay, main ap ko save karti, jab chahe parhti

Husband: Kanjoos, save hi kar k rakhti ya apnikisi saheli ko forward bhi karti?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband : Agar Mai marr gaya

Husband : Agar Mai marr gaya tohtum dusri shaadi
karogi??

Wife : Nahin, Mai apni behen ke saath poori zindagi
reh lungi

Wife : Agar Mai marr gayi toh tum dusri shaadi
karoge??

Husband : Mai bhi tumari behen ke saath poori
zindagi rehlunga :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Patni Se Panga Na Hi Lo To Achha Hai

Ek Baar Pati-Patni Mein Ladayi Ho Gayi,

Unki Aapas Mein Baat-Cheet Band Thi,

Ek Din Subah Pati Ko Kisi Kaam

Se Office Jaldi Jaana Tha,
Usne Raat Ko Paper Par Likha: “Mujhe Subah 5 Baje Utha Dena”

Aur Paper Patni Ke Takiye Ke Paas Rakh Diya,

Subah 8 Baje Jab Wo Utha To Dekha Uske Upar Bahut Saare

Paper Pade The,
Aur Likha Tha:
Uth Jao 5 Baj Gaye Hai,

Please Uth Jao, Warna Late Ho Jaaoge

Arrey Pahle Hi Bahut Der Ho Chuki Hai, Ab Uth Bhi Jaao

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Patni Se Panga Na Hi Lo To Achha Hai

Ek Baar Pati-Patni Mein Ladayi Ho Gayi,

Unki Aapas Mein Baat-Cheet Band Thi,

Ek Din Subah Pati Ko Kisi Kaam Se Office Jaldi Jaana Tha,

Usne Raat Ko Paper Par Likha: “Mujhe Subah 5 Baje Utha Dena”

Aur Paper Patni Ke Takiye Ke Paas Rakh Diya,

Subah 8 Baje Jab Wo Utha To Dekha Uske Upar Bahut Saare Paper Pade The,

Aur Likha Tha:

Uth Jao 5 Baj Gaye Hai,

Please Uth Jao, Warna Late Ho Jaaoge

Arrey Pahle Hi Bahut Der Ho Chuki Hai, Ab Uth Bhi Jaao

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A newly Married Husband saved

A newly Married Husband saved his Wife’s number on his mobile as…

“My Life”..

After one year of marriage he changed the number to..

“My Wife”..

After 2 years of marriage he changed the number to…

“Home”..

After 5 years of marriage he changed the number to…

“Hitler”..!!

After 10 years of marriage he changed the number to..

“Wrong Number”..!!!

Hahahha… Poor Husbands

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife:agar main mar jaon

Wife:agar main mar jaon to tum kia karo ge...............

Hasband:Shayad main bhi mar jaon ga..........

Wife: kion???

Hasband:kabhi kabhi zyada khushi janlewa hoti hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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