Marriage; 901 Jokes

wedding is a day

wedding is a day when wife sits with her husband and see all the boys dressed nicely and think's that yeh sub kaminey meri shadi sai pehle kha maar gaye thay

by (few years ago!)
Husband 2 wife

Husband 2 wife:

Me Wo Nahi K
Shadi Hui Or Badal Gaya !!

Mera Wohi Mizaj
Wohi Z0q Hai !!

Shadi Se Pehle B Mujhe
Shadi Ka Sh0q Tha..

Shadi K Bad B Muje Shadi Ka Sh0q hai :-

by (few years ago!)
Shadi ki 20th Salgira

Shadi ki 20th Salgira pr husbnd gehri soch me tha

Wife:Kya soch rahe ho?

Husband: Kya tumhen yad hy k kab tumhare dad ne humen date pr pkra tha 0r Gun Point pr muje kaha tha k ya to meri beti se shadi kro ya 20 sal k Lye Jail jao

Wife smiles: Yes

Husbnd: agr mein sahi faisla krta to Aj Azad ho jata.

by (few years ago!)
Wife Ne Pati Se Gale LagkaR

Wife Ne Pati Se Gale Lagkar Poocha, Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hoon.

Husband Ne Jawab Diye, Tumne Bhagwan Shankar Ke Gale Main Saanp Dekha Hain Na, Waisi Lag Rahi Ho

by (few years ago!)
It was sardar’s wedding

It was sardar’s wedding anniversary. His wife asked:
Shell we have tandoori chicken to celebrate?

Why punish the poor chicken for the mistake we have done.

by (few years ago!)
Husband Wife Funny Communication

Husband: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Wife : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Husband: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Wife: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?”

by (few years ago!)
Funny Wedding Certificate

One day pappu was searching for something in his safe for hours.

Wife : What are you searching for?

Pappu : I give up. I was searching for our wedding certificate.

Wife : But why? Why you are searching…….

Pappu : I was searching for the expiry dates…..

by (few years ago!)
Husband Happiness

A best funny example of Husband Happiness

Husband: Sir, meri wife kho gayi hai… likhlo !!

Officer: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke police station mein report likhao…

Husband: Kya karu, KHUSHI KE MAREY kuch samaj hee nahi aa raha…

by (few years ago!)
Wife And Pocket

My pocket got picked in the bus today but my wife saved my money,’ said Pappu.

His friend Sonu, full of sympathy, asked, ‘Did your wife manage to catch the pickpocket?’

‘No, no. She was not on the bus,’ replied Pappu.

‘Then how did she save your money?’ inquired Sonu rather puzzled.

‘Oh, she had removed most of the cash from my wallet in the morning!’ replied Pappu.

by (few years ago!)
Flirt Husband And Wife

In A Party
Wife To Waiter: Where has the beautiful girl gone who was serving drinks?

Waiter: Why, you want a drink madam, I will arrange for you….

Wife: No, Actually I am searching my husband.

by (few years ago!)
Husband Wife Jokes Sms Hindi

Wife Ne Pati Se Gale Lagkar Poocha, Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hoon.

Husband Ne Jawab Diye, Tumne Bhagwan Shankar Ke Gale Main Saanp Dekha Hain Na, Waisi Lag Rahi Ho

by (few years ago!)
A man calls his wife

A man calls his wife through an! idea mobile.

But the call goes to another woman. They loved & got married..

Moral: an! Idea can change your wife ..

by (few years ago!)
Wanted Wife? No Problem Just Do This Trick

An Unmarried Man Wrote His Status On Facebook As: “Wanted Wife”
Two Girls Like It.
And 10,000 Men Commented: “Please Take Ours“

by (few years ago!)
Aisi Biwi Sirf Kismat Walo Ko Milti Hai

Santa Dukhi Hokar Apne Dost Banta Ke Ghar Jata Hai Aur Banta Se Bolta Hai.

Santa: “Yaar, Mujhe Apni Biwi Se Talak Chahiye”

Banta: “Lekin Kyu Akhir Aisa Kya Hua?”

Santa: “Wo 6 Mahine Se Baat Hi Nahi Kar Rahi”

Banta: “Ek Baar Phir Soch Lo Aisi Biwi Sirf Kismat Walo Ko Milti Hai“

by (few years ago!)
Ek Aadmi Mandir Mein

Ek Aadmi Mandir Mein Bhagwan Ke Samne Jakar Bola.
Tune Bachpana Diya Cheen Liya,
Jawani Di Cheen Li,
Paisa Diya Wapas Le Liya,
Ab Ye Biwi Di Hai
To De Kar Bhool Gaya Kya…

by (few years ago!)

Most Viewed Jokes

Ande Ka Kya Fayda Hai?

Wifes insulting their husbands

0bama Update his Facebo0k st..

Two Sardars

Meri Prem kahani

Mamu And Girl

Dopher Mein Neend Kaisi Puri..

He said... Do u love me

Tcher: Shadi Kya Hai?

Saas ki Demand:

Existing Users Login
User ID  
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook