Marriage; 901 Jokes

Santa Ki Wife

Santa Ki Wife Ka Baby Hone Wala Thha So Hospital Mein Admit Thhi.

Nurse: “Mubarak Ho Aap Ke Ghar Ladka Paida Hua Hai”

Santa: “Wah Ji Wah Kya Technology Hai, Biwi Meri Hospital Hai, Aur Bacha Mere Ghar Paida Hua Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Car Ki Nilaami Ho Rahi Thi

Ek Car Ki Nilaami Ho Rahi Thi.

1 Lakh, 2 Lakh, 3 Lakh…..

Santa Shocked: “Iss Khataare Mein Aisa Kya Hai? Jo Itne Rate Lagg Rahe Hai?”

Seller: “Iss Ke 10 Accident Hue Hai Har Baar Sirf Biwi Hi Marti Hai, Husband Bilkul Sahi Salamat Rahta Hai”

Santa Khush Hoke: “10 Lakhhhh“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dulhe Ki Saaliya Joota Chupayi

Dulhe Ki Saaliya Joota Chupayi Ki Rasm Ka Pura Maja Le Rahi Thhi.

1st Sali: “Jiju, Main To 1100 Lungi”

2nd Sali: “Main 2100 Lungi”

Piche Santa Betha Ye Dekh Raha Thha, Kuch Soch Ke Bola.

Santa: “Arrey, Meri Maano To Nokia 2310 Lelo Usmein FM Bhi Hota Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Aurat Apne Pati Ke Sath

Ek Aurat Apne Pati Ke Sath Bazaar Mein Ja Rahi Thi

Tabhi Usne Ek Sign Board Dekha, Jis Par Likha Tha.

Banarasi Saree 10 Rupaye,

Nylon Saree 8 Rupaye,

Cotton Saree 5 Rupaye,

Aurat Dekh Ke Khusi Se Pati Se Boli: “Mujhe 500 Rupaye Do, Main 50 Saree Kharidoongi”

Pati Mathe Pe Haath Marta Hua Bola: “Oye Soordas Ki Maa, Laundry Ki Dukan Hai Wo“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Car Se Takkar

Car Se Takkar Hone Ki Wajah Se Ek Banda Behosh Ho Gaya

Patni Ne Fatafatt Doctor Ko Fon Milaya To Ek Kafi Bada Doctor Mauke Pe Pahuncha

Marij Ko Check Karke Bola: “Ye To Mar Gaya Hai”

Itni Der Mein Marij Ko Bhi Hosh Aa Gaya Tha, Usne Ye Suna To Gabrate Hue Bola

Mareej: “Nahi Nahi, Main To Zinda Hun”

Ye Sunte Hi Marij Ki Biwi Use Boli: “Kuch To Soch Samjh Kar Bola Kijiye, Itne Bade Doctor Hai Jhooth Bolenge Kya?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: aaj tum udaas Q ho

Wife: aaj tum udaas Q ho?

husbend: aaj meri maa or meri behen alag alag ho gaen.

Wife: koi baat nhi,

Ab me agai hu na,

Me tmhari maa behen ek kr dungi;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar aap ki shadi nahi ho rahi,

Agar aap ki shadi nahi ho rahi,

to

har Namaz k baad

7 dafa

Apni ammi ki

taraf

moun kar k

zor zor se chillayen…

Meri shadi karvao

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Modern dor ki shadi

Modern dor ki shadi

Larka larki k father se:

Main ap ki beti ka Haath mangne aya hun.

Father:Kyun???

Larka: q k meray hath thak gye hain , msg kar kar k

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband: Agar tumhe

Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.

Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?

Funny Husband: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shadi ki 14th ANNIVERSARY pe

Shadi ki 14th ANNIVERSARY pe HUSBAND gehri soch mein tha.

Wife: Kya soch rahay ho?

Husband: Yad hai,
Jub tumharay abbu ne date pe pakra tha,
Or kaha tha,
Ya to meri beti se shadi kro,
Ya 14 saal k liye Jail jao,

Wife (smiles): Yes

Husband: Agr Main sahi faisla kerta to,
ajj Azaad ho jata

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband: Mein apni wife se

Husband: Mein apni wife se divorce chahta hu. Voh mere se 6 mahine se boli nahi.

Lawyer: Dubara soch lo, aisi wife kismat valon ko hi naseeb hoti hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: What is the difference

Santa: What is the difference between “complete and finish”?

Banta: When you marry a right person you are complete and when you marry the wrong one you are finished !!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Laloo's Son: Dad

Laloo's Son: Dad, how much does it cost to get married.

Funny Laloo: I never calculated, I am still paying for it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Nigger sent an SMS

A Nigger sent an SMS to his pregnant wife.

A couple of seconds later the Nigger received a report on his phone and he started to dance. The report said: "Delivered".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji's Wife

Sardar Ji's Wife: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.

Sardar Ji: You tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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