Marriage; 901 Jokes
Patni (Pati se)- Tum to kehte the ki shaadi ke bad b mujhe khub pyaar
karoge..
Pati- Sorry yaar! Mujhe maalum nahi tha ki tumhari shaadi mujhse hogi ....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife shoping kr k wapis ayi to husbnd wife se saman laite hoye bola:
Zaror tum mere khane k lye kch lai hogi? Wife: Bilkul thik,
isme mere new sandal hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Biwi ney apney shohar ko khoob maara .
Shohar rota aur aahain bharta hua keh raha tha:
jo bhi karwa raha hai
America karwa raha hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl:
Muje Ik Esa Husbnd Chahiay Jo Achi Achi Baten Kare
Hansi Mazaq Kare
Or Raton Ko Muje songs Sunaye
Santa:
Tusi Husbnd nu maro goli FM Radio Le Lo.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
BV_ne Pati k Gale Me Bahein Daal Kar Kaha= Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu Mai?
Pati=BilkuL waisi Jaise
Bhagwan Shankar k Gale Me Naag Latka Ho..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon
Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai?
Tumhari Ho Jaye?
Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer?.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pati aur Patni jhagadte hue
Pati-Mujhe gussa mat dilao nahi to mere ander ka janwar jaag jayega
Patni-To kya hua.?
Mai chuhe se nahi darti
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband: Begum tumhari gerdan pr ajeeb si cheez hai. . .
Jisay daikh kr khouf aata hai . . .
Begum(dar k): Wo kya?..
Husband: Tumhara Munh
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: Suno ji...doctor ne mujhe ek maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign location me jaane ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayengey???
Husband: Dusray doctor ke pass....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband:Hypnotise karna kya hota hy?
Wife:Kisi ko apnay control me kar k apni marzi k kaam karwaana
Husband:Chal jhoTi,usay to Shadi kehte haiN.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?
Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I'll See The Cheque-Book ...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: ?Agar main mar gayi to tumhara kya ho ga??
Husband: ?Agar tum na mari to mera ho kya ho ga??
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Biwi: Sunien,shakeela k husband usse bohot pyar karte hain,Subha pyar,Shaam pyar,Tum itna pyar kab karo ge?Miyan:arey wo choray to mujhe moqa milay na.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
wife : ab ki bar tume phir job na mili toh main meake chali jaaon gi
Hubsnd: thandi aah bhar ka bola wade wade sirf wade,
bahir b wade ghar pe b sirf wade
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: ap apnay best freind ki BV k janazay pay nahi gay.
Husband:kis moo say jaon.
wo mujay 3rd BV K janazay pay bula raha hai
Aur
Mein ne1 dafa b nahi bulaya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)