Marriage; 901 Jokes

Husband to Hotel Manager

Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
Manager: "What can I do?
Husband: "Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband & Wife

Husband & Wife Husband: Main Tumhari roz roz ki farmaishon se tang aa gaya hoon…!

is liye khud khushi karne jaa raha hoon

Wife: Acha aik White Saari to dila dain Iddat kay dino main kya pehnungi . . ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shaadi k din patni pati se

Shaadi k din patni pati se: "SUNO JI!!! Aaj se AAPKE bina MAI nahi MERE bina aap nahi"10 saal baad
patni:"KUTTE!!! Aaj ya to TU nahi ya MAI nahi"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Married stop smokng.

Girl:If v gt married stop smokng.
Boy:Ok!
Girl:Drinkng 2.
Boy:Ok!
Girl:N goin to d nite club 2.
Boy:-Yes..
Girl:-Wht else cn u leav??
Boy:-D idea of marryng u!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
WIFE KITCHEN SE

WIFE-KITCHEN SE. AJI SUNTE HO DEKHO ME AJ KAL BOHAL KHOBSURAT HO RAHI HUN...
HUSBEND-TUMNE KAISE JANA?
WIFE-AJ KAL MERI KHOBSURTI DEKH KER ROTI BHI JALNE LAGI HAI.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bahu ki vidai k baad

bahu ki vidai k baad ghar aane pe saas ne kaha "beti aaj se mujhe ma or apne sasur ko papa kehna.. sham ko pati k aane par biwi boli, maa bhaiya aa gaye...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Sahab ki Lottery Mai PARIS

Ek Sahab ki Lottery Mai PARIS ka Tour Nikla
Usne apni BV ko phone kya:
“Janu mere Sath Paris chalo gi?”
BV Khushi se boli:
“Yes, Bilkul, Paris Jana to mera khuwab tha,
Zarur chalu gi.
Par
Aap kon sahib bol rhe hain?”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife To Husband

Wife To Husband: Tum Mujhe Maar Kar,
Mera Sab Kuch Harrap Karna Chahtay Ho.
Husband: Chal!
Barri Aai, Benazir.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ik husband apni wife ke kirya

Ik husband apni wife ke kirya kram (cremation) kar ke ghar lot raha tha.

Tabhi asman me jor se bijli chamki aur badal garje.

Husband bola: Lagta hai pohonch gayi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
My wife’s first husband.

Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."

Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ?

Santa: My wife’s first husband.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aj Koi Aysi Bat Kho

Husb: Aj Koi Aysi Bat Kho., Jisse Dil Khush b ho Jaye or Jal b Jaye., Wife: Apke k sb Frnd's me sb se Acchi KISS Krne ka Style Apka h..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
When a husband

When a husband opens the car door for his wife, either the car or the wife is new!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shaadi bachon ka khel nahi

Father: shaadi bachon ka khel nahi

Son: haan pata hai mujhe,
Father: kiya pata hai?

Son: yahi k shadi badon ka khel hai jo bachon k liye khela jata hai


by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bas karo kitna karoge

wife: bas karo kitna karoge? raat se kar rahe ho.
thaky nahi abhi tak?
husband: raat se kar raha hoon to kiya hua
aaj to main pora din karonga.
SMS itne saste jo hogaye hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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