Marriage; 901 Jokes
Mamu -Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai.
Mamu ka dost -Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Naukrani: malkin aap udaas kyon hain?
Malkin: tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai.
Naukrani: nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Life before marriage is airtel-aisi azadi aur kaha!
After marriage is hutch- whenever go network follows u.
But after 5 years life is notreachable
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Every man needs a beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
MAMU: Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai.
MAMU KA DOST: Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A sardar gave an Ad in matrimonial column
"PATNI CHAHIYE"
He got 1000 replies all saying-- 'Meri Le JA. ...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar & his wife going 2 city in auto.... Driver adjusted mirror..
Sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife... Go & sit back i will drive the auto...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai: Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun? Banta: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan Passport Bnwany Gya,
Clerk: NIC Do,
Pathan Ne Biwi Ka NIC Dia.
Clerk: Biwi Ka Nahi Apna Do.
Pathan: Kal To Hmko Bola Tha K..
“NADRA” Ka Ly Kr Aao…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Larki: Meri Ammi Ko Tum Bohat Pasand Aye Ho
Pathan: (Sharmate Hue)
“Kuch Bhi Ho, Par Hum Shadi
Tum Se Hi Karay Ga” Khala Se Bolo Humko Bhool Jaye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Ki 2 Biwian Lar Pari
Ik Boli: Aj Sunday Hy.
Dosri Boli: Nahi Aj Monday Hy.
PATHAN Tang Aa K Bola :
Hum Kya Pagal Hai
Jo Jumaa Parh Ke Aya Hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan Kafi Dar Se Apna
“NIKAH NAMA” Dekh Rha Tha
Wife Ne Tang Aa Ker Pocha..
Kia Dekh Rahe Ho??
Pathan Boola.. “EXPIRY DATE”
Dhoond Raha Hoon
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar To His Frend:
Yar Meri Bv Pani Se Bohat
Darti Hai
Friend: Acha Wo Kese?
Sardar:
Kal Main Ghar Gaya To Wo
Bathtube Main B Securityguard K Sath Bethi Hui Thi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)