Marriage; 901 Jokes

Zehar easy load

Ek aadmi ne apni saas k pas sanp betha dekha to sanp se bola
Meri saas ko dus lo
Sanp_
Aby kiya dus lon?
Main to khud is se Zehar EASY LOAD krwane aaya hun !

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Marriage

Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Bnta owned a factory

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?


Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Boy friend ...Husband

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,


Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,


Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Shaadi Se Pehle

Husband to Wife : Mein shaadi se pehle 20 auraton ke saath so chuka hoon.

Wife : Mujhe pata tha ki jab kundli mili hai to aadatein bhi zarur milti hogi!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Main Jise Chahta Hu

1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hu n,

Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K
Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1st: Bataya Tha
2nd: Phir
1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Main Sala Pupyy Said Child

Husband wife ki larai ho rhi thi
Unka chota bacha b wahan betha tha,

Husband=tu sali kutti.
Wife=tu sala kutta

Bacha masumiat se bola.
Or main sala pupyy!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Patnee Ka Cheharaa

Pati se patnee kaar chalaanaa seekh rahee thee

apane pati se bolee - ye saamane kaa sheeshaa sahee nahee lagaa huA hai

pati ne puchhaa- kyo kyaa gaDabaD hai ?

patnee ne kahaa- isame peeche A rahee kaaren hee dekh paatee hu par apanaa cheharaa nahee dekh paa rahee hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
once a husband

Once a husband, says to his wife, i am going for hunting, she embrased him and blessed

him,then he leave,

After a little time he come back. his wife asks him why u come back. he replies "our neighbour have left there dog open"

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
if u marry

If u marry one girl she will fight with you

BUT

if u marry two girlz they will fight for u..

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
man at medical store

Man at MedicaL store:I need poison

Chemist: I can't sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
most successful

Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
.
.
.
.
"Yet to be seen"

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
aik admi ki biwi

Aik Aadmi Ki Biwi Sey Sawal Kia Geya
Key Aapko Konsi Book Sab Sey Ziada Pasand Hai?


Biwi:
Apney Husband Ki Cheque Book...

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
true relatives

True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.


Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
boy friend is fun and husband..

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,


Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,


Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

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