Marriage; 901 Jokes

zeenat

Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho...

Dulhan:
Sharma k...
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..;-)

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
before marriage

Dulha on Wedding asks from Dulhan, do you have any boy friend before marriage?

Dulhan become silent
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Dulha: main is khamoshi ko kia samjhoon?
.
.
Dulhan: kameeney ruk jaa... ginney to de.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pappu And His Wife

Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to
Pappu use ghur raha tha.!
.
.
Wife romantic hokar: Kuch karne ka irada hai
kya.......?.?
.
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Pappu usko thappad maar ke bola:
.
.
Kamini Mere garam pani se kyu nahayi..?? :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pagli Dil Pe Le Leti Hai

Hsbnd - Raja Dasrath Ki 3 Raniya Thi
Wife - To?

Hsbnd - To Mai 2 Shadiya Aur Kr
Sakta Hu!

Wife - Draupdi Ka Naam Suna Hai?
Hsbnd - Tu Bhi Na.
Pagli Dil Pe Le Leti hai....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pichli Seat Pe Baith Gaya Tha

Santa called wife: Mai ghar der se aaunga!

Car ka steering, gear, sab chori ho gaya hai.

Samajh me nahi ata, Gaadi kaise leke jaaun.

Aftr 5 mnt he called again: Mai aa raha hu, pehle pichli seat pe baith Gaya tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Watch &Amp; Wife

What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE .........

Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......

Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife Kaash Main Newspaper Hoti

Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare
hathon me rehti

Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din
nayi nayi to milti

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu Ki Biwi Aur Kutta Dono Beemar

Ek Baar Pappu Ki Biwi Aur Kutta Dono Beemar Ho Gaye,

Pappu Un Dono Ke Liye Dawa Lene Gaya Aur Dukandar Ko Kaha Ki,

Dono Ki Dawaein Alag Alag Lifafe Main Daal Kar Unke Naam Likh Dijiye,

Main Nahi Chahta Hain Ki Mere Kutte Ko Kuch Ho Jaaye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sahab Ki Biwi Aur Bhikhari

Ek Bhikhari Bheekh Mangne ek ghar me aaya aur jor se awaj lagaya..

are oh sahab ji..

mujhe bahot bhukh lagi hai thoda roti milegi..

Thodi der baad andar se awaj aayi..

abhi biwi ghar pe nahi hai baad me aana..

Bikhari Bola

mujhe chumma nahi roti chahiye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pagal Ho Jaunga

Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.

Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?

Funny Husband: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Rishta Wahi Soch Nayi

Before Marriage
Girlfriend: Chand kahan hai?
Boyfriend: Ek upar ek tum.

After Marriage
Girlfriend: Chand kahan hai?
Boyfriend: Woh kya tera baap upar lalten leke khada hai..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Facebook Ki Password

Sach' Hum Pyar Kisi se karte hai aur Shadi Kisi aur se..

Jisse Hum Shaadi karte hai Wo husband/wife ban jaate hai aur..
Jisse Pyar karte hai Wo facebook ki ID ka Password ban jaate hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Begum Wife

Two married friends Rahul and Rohan talking on the topic of the married woman..

Rahul: Wife ko begum kyun kehte hai?

Rohan: Kyuki shaadi ke baad uske saare gum husband ke hisse mein chale jaate hai aur wife begum ho jaati hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Swarg

Wife--Suna hai swarg me husband aur wife ko sath me nahi rahane dete....?

Husband--pagli,tabhi to use swrg kahate hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Getting married is very much

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

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