Marriage; 901 Jokes

Biwi ek dum khush hoke

Biwi ek dum khush hoke :"Kya baat hai jee,aaj to meri photo pe photo kheenche ja rhe ho
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Husband bola :kuch nhi pagli,aaj mere sarr pe wild life photography ka bhoot sawar hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Suhagrat Pe Dulhe Ne

Suhagrat Pe Dulhe Ne Bade Hi Romantic Andaaj Se Dulhan Ko Bola.

Dulha: “May I Kiss You Darling ?”
Dulhan Sharmate Hue Boli: “Hamne To Kabhi Gairon Ko Bhi Mana Nahi Kiya, Aap To Phir Bhi Apne Ho Ji“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shaadi K Pehle Din Husband K Mobile Me

Shaadi K Pehle Din Husband K Mobile Me
Wife Ka Naam
My Sweet Wife
3 Month ßaad
My Wife
6 Month ßaad
Home
1 Year ßaad
Unknown No.
2 Year ßaad
Wrong No

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife TV Par Cricket Match Dekh Rahi Thi,

Wife TV Par Cricket Match Dekh Rahi Thi,

Husband Smart Sa Banke Aaya Aur Bola,

Husband: “Darling Main Kaisa Lag Raha Hoon?”

Tabhi Wife Zor se Chillayi: “Chhakkaaaa“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Patni Apne Pati Ki

Patni Apne Pati Ki Parayi Aurton Pe Nazar Rakhne Se Tang Thi, Ek Din Aakhir Bol Hi Padi.

Patni: “Maine Gadhon Par Research Ki Hai, Wo Apni Gadhi Ke Siwa Kisi Aur Gadhi Ko Dekhta Tak Nahi”

Pati Ne Muskurate Hue Bada Pyaara Sa Jawab Diya: “Pagli, Isliye To Use Gadha Kehte Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Bhakt Ne Puchha

Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Bhakt Ne Puchha

Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Aadmi Shaadi Kyun Karta Hain?”

Baba Ne Muskurate Hue Bada Pyara Sa Jawab Diya

Baba Ji: “Taki Wo Marne Ke Baad Agar Swarg Jaye To Achha Feel Kare, Aur Agar Nark Jaye To Ghar Jaisa Feel Kare“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Marriage is a three ring

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Kitni Acchi Lagti Hoon?

Patni Ne Shadi Ke Do Saal Bad Apne Pati Se Ek Raat Ko Puchha.

Patni: “Main Aapko Kitni Acchi Lagti Hoon?”

Pati: “Bahut Hi Jayada”
Patni: “Phir Bhi Kitni?”

Pati: “Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 2-3 Aur Le Aaun“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pati-Patni Juice Corner Par Gaye.

Pati-Patni Juice Corner Par Gaye.

Pati Ne Ek Banana Milk Shake,
Aur Patni Ne Do Orange Juice Liye.

Payment Ke Time Waiter Ne Maalik Ko Aawaj Di.

Waiter: “Bhaiya Ka 1 Kela Aur Bhabhi Ke 2 Santre Kaat Lo“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sometimes Santa Also Rocks

Santa Ka Padosi Mulla Ek Din Us Se Bola

Mulla: “Tera Birthday Kab Hai?”
Santa: “Agle Hafte, Kyu?”

Mulla: “Tujhe Parde Gift Karne Hai, Teri Wife Ko Tere Saath romance Karte Hue Dekh-Dekh Ke Bore Ho Gaya Hoon”

Santa Kuch Soch Ke Bola: “Tera Birthday Kab Hai?”

Mulla: “Agle Mahine, Kyu?”
Santa: “Tujhe Doorbeen Gift Karni Hai, Taki Tu Ye Dekh Sake Ki Wife Kiski Hai?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife Raat Ko Bed Pe Sokar

Wife Raat Ko Bed Pe Sokar Boli:" Aaj kuch Aisa Karo K Mere Paseeney Chhut Jaaye...

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Banta Utha Aur

Fan Band Karke So Gaya..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pati Jaise Hi Ghar Aaya

Pati Jaise Hi Ghar Aaya Biwi Ne Us Se Puchha.

Biwi: “Aap Har Hafte Fishing Ke Liye Jaate Ho Na?”
Pati: “Haan, Toh…?”

Biwi: “Aaj Wo Machhli Aayi Thi, Bol Rahi Thi Ki Wo Maan Banne Wali Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband wife ko English sikha raha

Husband wife ko English sikha raha
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Wife dopehar me husband se:"dinner lo Ji..
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Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch
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Wife:"Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara khandan,
ye raat ka bacha hua khana hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Biwi neend me zorse

Biwi neend me zorse
chillai: Jaldi utho,
mere PATI Aa gaye

SANTA utha,
khidki se kud gaya,
Tang tut gayi, Fir khyal Aaya sala
mein hi to uska pati
hu!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife husband se

Wife husband se : kiya hua itni dheemi avaj me kiyu bat ker rahe ho phone per?

Husband : bahen se bat ker raha hu iss liye!

Wife: bahen se bat ker rahe ho to dheemi avajme kiyu?
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Husband : pagli meri bahen se nhi teri bahen se ker raha hu:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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