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Pathan

Animals Name

Pathan to Sardar: Tell me any 5 animals name live in water?

Sardar: Frog

Pathan Theek hai, or batao,

Sardar: Frog da Piyo, Maa, Pra or Behen.

Pathan: Shabash......

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Pathan Khudkushi kar raha tha,

Kisi ne kaha aisa kyon kar rahe ho?

Pathan: Hamara bivi hamare dost k sath bhag gai hai.

Or hum apna dost k baghair ji nahi sakta...

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan


Race dekhte huwe pathan ne doosrey sey pucha:

“inaam kis ko mile ga?”

2nd “sab se aagey waley ko”

pathan “tou phir peechey waley kyun bhag rahey hain…

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Ek pathan double decker bus main charha,Nichlay hise main jagah nahin thi, conductor ne kaha “khan sb! o0per ja k betho!”
Pathan ooper wale hise main gaya aur ghabraaya hua neeche aa gaya,
conductor se bola: “Kambakhat! merwaaiga kya? 0oper to driver hi nahin hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Pathan: Ye TV ketne ka hai,

Salesman: Hum pathano ko chezin nahi bejte,

Pathan after 1 month Clean Shave with
3 piece suit: Ye TV ketne ka hai,

Salesman: Hum pathano ko chezin nahi bejte,

After 2 months full Angrez ban k gya: Whats the price cost of that TV?

Salesman: Hum pathano ko chezin nahi bejte,

Pathan Ghuse Mein thje kaise pata chal jata hai
ke mein pathan hon,

Salesman: Q K ye TV nahi
"MICROWAVE" hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

pathan used to go to college with his donkey...

After few years he had to go alone...

Why?





Because the donkey graduated...!!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Pathan was weeping,

Admi:Q rotay
ho

Pathan:meri murghi mar gya hay

Admi:mra baap mr gya
mgr me to nai roya

Pathan:O tera peyo keraa anday dendi si

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan


Pathan England mein khana khane gaya or bhool gaya k murghi ko english mein kia kehty hain

waiter: "What do u want to have?"

Pathan: "Mother of eggs plz"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk

khana kha raha tha,

kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay?
...
Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon,

per kia karon card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10PM.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Pathan ne 1 jalti howi building
sai 6 logon ko nikala!

Phir bhi usay logon nai boht maara:-(

Q???

Is liye

K

Wo 6 log

Fire Brigade walay thay:-

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha.

Train ka Driver jo ke Pathan tha,

Us se Poocha ke tumne Train Patri se kiu Utarai??

Pathan: O yaara aik banda samnay aa gaya tha to brake marne ka time nahi tha.

Hamara Assistant ne bola ke is ke oper char ha do.

Wakeel: Phir?

Pathan: Bas woh banda Patri se utar gaya..

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Aik pathan apne rickshy k sath khra tha
aik aadmi aya or pucha: khan bhai iqbal town jao ge?

Khan: mei to chla jaunga lakin mere rickshay ka kon khayal rakhega?

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.
Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,
Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko.
Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
"Main toh aaya hi nahi tha

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon
Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?

Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par
Kaat krar bhag gaya.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Eid mubarak
Pathan ko gali me para 100 ka note mila,
Jis pe likha tha
“EiD MUBARAK”
Pathan ne chup k se note jeib me rakhte huye kaha
“KHER MUBARAK.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

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