Men; 1817 Jokes
Customer To Clerk: “Agar Main Aaj Check Deposit Karta Hoon, To Kitne Din Mein Clear Hoga?”
Clerk: “Sir, 3 Din To Lagenge”
Customer: “Dono Bank Aamne Saamne Hi Hai, Phir Itne Din Kyun Lagenge?”
Clerk: “Sir, Procedure To Follow Karna Padta Hai, Socho Agar Aap Shamshaan Ke Bahar Mar Jaate Hai To Aapko Ghar Leke Jayenge Ya Wahin Jala Denge?”
Customer Faints…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.
Dost: Kiun?
Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja;-)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.or 2sari boli ni .Aaj Mondy Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola
hum kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun?
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan ka ?aita Awaaz ?adal ker Apnay Master ko ?all kerta Hy..
“Maira ?aita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa ?akta”
Master Awaaz Pehchan ker Ghussay ?y ?ola..
Tum kon ?aat ker Rahay Hou?
?acha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay Abbu ?aat ker Rahay Hain..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
SARDAR:
Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?
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PATHAN:
Jootay se maar do:)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya…. Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi….use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le…;-)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola
I love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun
Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out
Anothr Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out
A Pathan Scientst Was Watching
& Concluded
“Humans r Soluble in water”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek shaadi mein ek sardar ne plate per tissue paper dekh kar socha shayad yeh bhi khane ki cheez hai, jaise hi wo khane laga…
dusra sardar bola:
‘Oye na khaayi… fikka hai’!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 baar 1 american or 1 indian helicopter me ja rahe the
Tabhi american ko potty lagi, indian ne kaha 1 plastic kar k niche phek do
Usne waisa hi kiya,
Niche 1 sadhu ganga me prathna kar raha tha, tabhi usk haath me plastic giri
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Sadhu ne socha bhagwan ka prasaad hai ghar jaakar apne bete kko khilaunga
Ghar gaya or apne bete ko de diya or bola kha lo
Jaise hi bete ne khane k liye uthaya, light chali gayi
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Pehla bite; papa khatti,
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Dusra bite; papa mitthe
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Teesra bite khane gaya toh light wapas aa gayi
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Papa ” tatti”………
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: name diff types of cheese
Banta: Gouda …feta…bekhudhi …mozzarella …
Santa: wait a minute …what’s bekhudhi ???
Banta: hosh waalon ko khabarr kya bekhudhi kya cheese hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu Aur Uski Girl-Friend Ghar Mein Bethe Hue The To Pappu Ne Us Se Puchha
Pappu: “Do You Know Sperms Are Made Of Glucose & Sugar”
Girl-Friend Hairani Se: “Sach? Yaar Yeh Baat To Mujhe Pata Hi Nahi Thi, Thanks.”
Pappu: “Chalo Ab Isi Baat Par Muh To Mitha Kar Lo“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1st Friend:" chup raho dekho ghar se phone hai..
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2nd Friend:" arre Zara beer ke bottle toh sarka idhar..
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3rd friend:" tune jo cigrat di wo khatam ho gayi dusri de..
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4th Friend:" (in female voice) januuu yaha aao na plz aaaaooo naaa...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
An Beggar Found Rs. 100/-
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He went to a 5 star hotel for Dinner
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Bill Rs. 6000/-
He was unable to pay..
Manager handed him to police
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He Gave Rs. 100/- to Policeman & Became free.
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Its called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu Ki Girl-Friend Ne Usko Dikhane Ke Liye Date Pe Short Kapde Pahne Aur Puchha.
Ladki: “Main Young Lag Rahi Hun Na?”
Pappu Muskurate Hue: “Arey Pagli Ye Bhi Utar De, Bilkul New Born Baby Lagegi“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)