Celebrities; 371 Jokes
Sardar :
Maa khush khabri hai.
Maa: Bool bata.
Sardar: maa hum 2 sa 3 ho gaya.
Maa: beeta huwa ya beeti.
Sardar: Mari biwi na dosri shadi kar li.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's?
Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.
Boy Monster: Is it still beating?
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and
it`s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance
at the bank
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Nurse: Mubarak Ho Khan Sab
Aap K Ghar Larka Peda Hua Hai
Pathan : O Mera Khuda
Ye Kesa Technology Hai,
B.V Mera Hospital Main Hai
Or Bacha Ghar Peda Hua Hay
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Memon Shadi Ki Raat Main Bv Se:
Apna Haath Dejye..
BV Ne Sharma K Kalai Aagay Barha Di Or Ankhain
Band Ker Leen,
Jab Thori Der Me Ankhain Kholeen To Memon Marker
Se Haath Pe
Ghari (Watch) Bana Raha Tha…
B.V: Ye Kia?
Memon: Moo Dikhaee…
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Husband (Wife Se ):
Aaj Hamari Shadi Ki Salgiraha Hai
Chalo Chiken Banate Hai
Wife:Why?
Main Apni Galti Ki Saja Us Murge Ko Kyu Du
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wife: Last Night I Dreamed Of U Buying Me A
Diamond Necklace
Husband: Tonight, Go To Sleep And Enjoy Wearing It
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa Bought A Car On Loan
He Didn’t Pay The Dues
The Bank Took Away His Car
Santa: If I Knew This
I’d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
POLICE:ye car parking me cycle q park ki?
SANTA:jab irado me ho dugni chamak to kapdo me
q nahi?
POLICE:kya?
SANTA:sirf do pahiyo ka fark he uncle Aa jayege!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan Ka Promotion Inspector
Se DSP Ho Gaya, Ghar A Kar Wife Ko Aise Andaz
Se Bataya, K Wife Behosh
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Bola:
Aaj Se Tu DSP K 7 Soegi.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan 1st time jahaz py batha jesy hi jahaz ka agla tyre oper utha tu pathn pilot ko marny lga or bola mai Pahly hi dara howa hon or tm one wheeling kr rhy ho
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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......18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no !
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5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes
yes i will !!
This iz Cheating..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 Garib Ladke ki shadi ho rahi thi
Pandit- Kaho mai apna sab kuch
apni Biwi ko deta hu..
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Piche se awaz aayi-
"Lo bhai,
Bechare ki cycle bhi Gyi
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Chiman:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Chiman: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe
aur woh bhi ulte.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
I'm going to spend my vacation reviewing
everything I learned at school.
Really? What are you going to do the second day?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)