Travel; 223 Jokes

RAILWAY INTERVIEW of Pappu

RAILWAY INTERVIEW of Pappu :P

Interviewer:- agar do trains ek hi line pe aa gayi to kya karoge ?

Pappu :- Jee, red light dikhaunga..

Interviewer:- Red light na ho to ...?

Pappu :- Torch dikhaunga..

Interviewer:- Torch na ho to ...?

Pappu:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.

Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na huyi to ...?

Pappu:- Fir main apni mousi ke ladke ko bulaunga.

Interviewer:- Wo kyun...? kya wo traino ki takkar rok dega ?
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Pappu:- Jee nhi,
wo kya h na k usne kabhi 2 traino ki takkar nahi dekhi....P :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Airhostes ask 2 lalu

Airhostes ask 2 lalu -- r u veg or non veg?

Lalu -- i m INDIAN.

Air again ask no sir i mean r u shakahari or maashahari?

Lalu -- Na re sasuri i m Bihari.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tourist & Sardar

A tourist from United States comes to visit India and he sees a sardar. He asked a question to him:

Tourist: Any great men born in this village?

Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
4 Sardar train

4 Sardar train k piche bhag rahe thay 2 charh gay train mein logon ny kaha
WELDONE

Sardar: khaak well done?
Jaana to unhe tha,
Hum to chhorhnay aaye thay..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Rikshewala

Rikshewala: Bus Stop k 20 rs.

Santa: Saman b sath me hai.

Riskhewala:- Saman Free hai.

Santa:- Okay saman le chal maine padal aata hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Patni Ki Kasam Ki Value

Bus Ke Gate Par Latke Yaatriyo Se Conductor Ne Kaha: “Bhaiyo, Andar Ho Jao, Iss Tarah Gate Par Latakna Apki Jaan Ke Liye Khatarnak Hai”

Lekin Jab Koi Bhi Andar Na Hua To Conductor Gusse Se Bola: “Tum Logo Ko Tumhari Patniyo Ki Kasam Hai Andar Aa Jao”

Itna Suna Tha Ki Jo Yaatri Seeton Par Baithe The Wo Bhi Gate Par Aakar Latak Gaye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Abe Tujhe Chain Nahi Hai Kya?

Ek Baar Ek Ladka Plane Se Mumbai Ja Raha Tha.

Wo Baar-Baar Toilet Ja Raha Tha, Ye Dekh Usko Ek Air Hostess Ne Puchha.

Air Hostess: “Aap 5 Minute Mein 4 Baar Toilet Ja Chuke, Kya Aap Ko Chain Nahi Hai?”

Ladka Rote Hue: “Chain To Hai Ji, Lekin Khul Nahi Rahi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aapko Kaisi Pasand Hai?

College Wali Masaledar Hoti Hai…

Office Wali Fikki.

Ghar Wali Mein Taste Nahi Aata.

Hotel Wali Mast Hoti Hai.

Par Chai To Chai Hai. . . . .
Aap Kya Samjh Rahe The?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ladki Se Badtamiji Achhi Bat Nahi Hai

Bus Chali Jhatka Laga Santa Ek Ladki Par Ja Gira,

Ladki Gusse Se Boli: “BadTamij, Kya Kar Raha Hai?”

Santa Khush Hote Hue Bola: “Ji, Punjab University Se B.Tech Final Kar Raha Hoon“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Travling In Airplane

1 Sardar jahaz me baitha tha ..Pilot ne jahaz ko orane k lye agy se oncha kya toh sardar pilot se:

je tu one wheeling aali begarti krni aye te menu laa dy.
Sardar Travling In airplane

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Autowaala: sorry sir

Autowaala: sorry sir, meter daalna bhool gaya.

santa: problem nahi hai. main bhi apna purse bhool aaya. chodo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Conductor- Tu hamesha

Conductor- Tu hamesha darwaje pe khada rehta hai, tera baap chaunkidar hai kya?

Pappu- Tu hamesha paise mangta rehta hai, tera baap bhikhari hai kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Train mein warning likhi thi

Train mein warning likhi thi:

"Bina Ticket waale Yatri Hoshiyar!"
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Golu: Wah!

Aur jo ticket lekar yatra kar rahe hai,
Wo sab saale Gadhe hai kya??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
PIA Air Hostess Passenger se

PIA Air Hostess Passenger se:

Aap Khana Khaeyn gayn??

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Passenger: Choices kia kia hain???

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Air Hostess: YES or NO-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To

Pessenger :

Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?

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Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
;p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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