Medical; 622 Jokes
Ek Mental Hospital Mein Saare Pagal Ro Rahe The.
Ek Pagal Chup-Chap So Raha Tha.
Doctor Ne Puchha: “Tum Kyun Shanti Se Soye Ho?”
Pagal: “Main Mar Chuka Hoon, Isliye To Sab Ro
Rahe Hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pappu Ek Din Blood Bank Mein Gaya Aur Udhar
Usne Ek Staff Ke Aadmi Se Puchha
Pappu: “Mujhe Ek Bottle Blood Chahiye”
Aadmi: “Blood Group Bolo”
Pappu: “Koi Bhi Chalega”
Aadmi Hairani Se: “Arey Aisi Kaise Chalega?”
Pappu: “Yaar Girlfriend Ko Love Letter Likhna Hai,
Samjha Kar“
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Insan ko Beemar kar Dainay wali Chezon mein Se
aik cheez apno ki judai hai ”
So Plz. Aik 2 sms kar dia karo”Kal v halka jea
bukhar ho gya c..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Doctor:Ap bilkul mairi 3 bewi ki tarha lag rahi
ha.....
Girl:Oh Really!!!
Doctor:yes
Girl:waisa ap ki ha kitni beewiya?
Doctor: 2...........
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Sawal?
Pagal Tanhai Mein Kya Mehsoos Karta Hai?
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Zaroori Nahi Ke Abhi Reply Karo.
Jab Mehsoos Karo To Bata Dena.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Mareez:dr sahab kia me kuch kha sakta hun?
Docter:han ap meri fees k ilawa suf kuch kha sakte ho.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Mareez hospital ne nurse se: i love you
tum ne mera dil churaya hai
nurse sharmate howe: chal jhoota hum ne dil nai gurda churaya hai
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem hai
DR: Kya?
Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Doctor:" Santa! Your daughter has died!"
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Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
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At 50th floor he remembers "I don't have a
daughter!"
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At 25th floor: "I'm NOT married!
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At 10th floor: I'm "Banta NOT Santa
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sharabi DAARU se tang aa gaya
Aur botlain tornay laga
1st tori or bola:
Teri waja se meri nokri chali gai
2nd tori or bola:
teri waja se mera ghar tabah hua 3rd tori
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant.She is having pain
right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se majboot karne ka,
Babool se fresh karne ka..
Agar fir bhi safed nahi huye to..
Bindass HARPIC use karne ka..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa – Mujhe zehar dena
Chemist – Pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.
Santa – Apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
Chemist – Bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du
ya chhoti.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa to Banta – Dr ne kaha tha k tv cabel se
bache kharab hote hai aur padhai b nai krte, maine
cabel katwa diya,
Banta: Good. Ye to bahut aachi baat hai,
Santa: Ab maine dish tv laga liya hai!!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)