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Ek Admi Ka Hont Jala Hoa Tha Kisi Ne Pucha Kaise Jala…? . . Admi Bola: Wife Makey Ja Rahi Thi Usko Chorne Station Geya Tha Khushi Mein Train Ka Engine Chom Liye…

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
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liked by almost every student?
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by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Exames

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
"dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!"

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Pillow

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
gobi ka phool

Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Upset

Teacher : pagal ko upset q khty han
pathan : "up" khty han aasman ko our "set" khty han fit hony ko .
Pagal uuper k liyay fit hota hy isliyay usy upset khty han.
Hahahaha

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A serious thought

A serious thought

umar ki raah mein jazbaat badal jaate hai

Waqt ki aandhi mein halaat badal jaate hai

Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke record tod du

Lekin kambakht salary dekte hi khayaal badal jaate hai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek ladka ladki ko

Ek ladka ladki ko dekhne gaya
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Ladke ne english me baat karne ki sochi Aur bola- English chalti hai na ?
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Ladki sharmate hue-
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SODA saath ho to DESI bhi chalti hai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Papa Humaray Ghar main

Beta: Papa Humaray Ghar main Jin hain ?

Baap: Ye Jin Waghera kuch nhi hotay

Beta: Papa Nokrani kehti hy k humaray Ghar main jin hain

Baap: Saman pack karo

Beta: Q papa ?

Baap: Abay.. Humary Ghar main koie Nokrani hi Nhi Hy

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Boy Teasing A Girl

Boy Teasing A Girl: Ae Chalti Kiya?

Girl: Kaha?

Boy: Wherever You Say

Girl: Ok Lets Go Shopping
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Boy: Kasam Se Didi , Aapke Sath Toh Na Mazak Krna Bhi Gunaah Hai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Larkion ko I love you

Boy 1: Larkion ko I love you bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy 2: Daata Darbar
Boy 1: Kion ??
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Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Doctor owr Allah ko

Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karna
Kionke jab Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai
Owr jab Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ladki Ne Ghar Se

Ladki Ne Ghar Se bhaag K Shadi Ki..

5 din baad Wo Rote Hue Lauti
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Dad: Ab Kyun aayi Ho ??
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Ladki: Papa Wo BMW ka driver Nikla, Iphone bhi China Wala Tha…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Kareena ko ladka hua

Kareena ko ladka hua ekdam kala

Saif bola tu gori main gora ladka kaise kala

Kareena boli tu hot main hot jal gaya saala

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Dukandar ek aurat ko

Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha k thak gaya
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akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi kapra pasand nahi aaya
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Aurat: Koi baat nahi mai to wese bhi sabzi lene aayi thi :P:P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

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