Childrens; 368 Jokes
A Kid calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.
Kid: When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. Whatz the joke?
Help Desk: Dear kid, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person standing behind, he can't read your password.
Kid: Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bacha: 1 Litre Aata De Do!
Dukandar: Beta Aata Kilo K Hisab Se Milta Hai..
Dobara Kaho!
Bacha: Bottle Mein 1 Kilo Aata De Do!
Dukandar: Beta Aata Bottle Mein Nahin Ata.
Acha ! Tum Dukandar Bano !
Main Batata Hun K Kaise Laite Hain..
Dukandar: 1 Kilo Aata Dedo!
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Bacha: Bottle Laye Ho?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 bacha road pe kuttay ko le ja rha tha
1 Police wala hanste hue
Beta apne bhai ko kahan le ja rhe ho?
Bacha
Police me bharti krwane.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Johny johny,yes papa
R u A d0ct0r? Yes papa
Any motivation? No papa,
lots of tension? Yes papa,
family life? No papa,
BP-sugar? Yes papa
annual income? hahaha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
MaStIkHoR BaCcHe ?
Bachpan se abhi tak 2 cheezein bilkul nahi badli
1-Mumma ka pyar:-*
aur dusra
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M.D.H. masaalon k ad wala BUDDHA
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Innocent trick-
Kid to Mom- 10Rs dena, bahar 1 garib ko dene hai...
Mom- Kaha hai Garib.?
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Kid- Bechara Bahar dhoop me Kulfiyan Bech raha hai...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Bachcha Road Pe Kuttay Ko Le Ja
Raha Tha....
Ek Police Wala Hanste Huye:- Beta
Apne Bhai Ko Kahan Le Ja Rahe
Ho??
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Bacha: Police Me Bharti Karwane le ja rha hu Uncle
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Masterji Bacche Ka Lunch Kha Gaye...
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Masterji: Beta Ghar Ja Kar Mera Naam Toh Nahi Bataoge na?
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Bachha maasom awaaz mein bola:-
Ji Main Keh Dunga mera lunch kutta
khaa gaya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
10 saal ka ladka:- 1 kingfisher Beer dena. Dukandar:- Is umr me Beer pine lage.?
Boy:-Nhi, Ye chhote bhai k liye h. Mere liye 1 Royal Stag ka Quater de.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Bar Ek Bachhe Ne Shiv Ji Bhagwan Se Prayer Ki.
Bachha: “ Hey Bhagwan Mujhe Ek Cycle De Do ”
Esa Lagatar Ek Hafta Karne Par Bhi Kuch Nahi Hua
To Agle Din Vo Mandir Mein Gaya Aur Ganesh Ji Ki Moorti Utha Le Aaya
Aur Shivji Ko Prayer Mein Bola.
Bachha: “” Agar Bacha ChahiyeTo Cycle Leke Mandir Aa Jana “
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek bacha mummy se pitne k baad,
Papa kabhi aap jungle gaye ho ?
Papa- Nahi beta
Bacha- Phir aap itna khofnaak item kahan se pakad laye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek chhote bachche ne apni pregnant mummy se pucha: Ismein kya hai?
Mummy: Ismein pyara sa Baby hai.
Baccha : Itna hi pyara tha to khaya kyun usko?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Tmhare Abu Kya Kaam Krte Han?
Bacha: unki apni UPS shop ha.
Teacher: Nice. Acha ye UPS ka kya mtlab ha?
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Bacha: Ustaad Pakora Shop
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Beta bapp sey papa mai shaadi karna chahta hoon
bapp muskara kar beta kis sey karna chahte hoooo
beta Dadi sey
baap sharam nahi ati meri maa sey shaadi katna chahte ho
beta ap ko sharam nahi ayi ap ney meri ma sey kyu shadi ki
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
kid: dad agr apko pata chalay k mai 1st aya hoon tou apko kaisa lagay ga???
dad: mai khushi say pagal ho jaoun
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kid : bas isi waja say mai fail ho gya :
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)