Police; 227 Jokes

A police officer attempts to

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 100 mph.

He eventually realizes he can’t escape and finally pulls over.

The cop approaches the car and says, "It’s been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give [.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
police: madam darwaja kholo apke

police: madam darwaja kholo apke pati truck k neeeecheee ake papad bn gye he..............

madam: to isme darwaja kholne ki kya jarurat h .......neeche se srkaaaa do unhe...hahah

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Policeman: tum ne

Policeman: tum ne
Beech road pe bus q rok di ???

Pathan: hum sheher me
Naya aya hay mgr
Qanoon nahi torta,
Wo samne dekho likha hy
“bus stop”
Tou hum ne rok dia

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police:-"Humey pakki Khabar mili

Police:-"Humey pakki Khabar mili hai ki aapke Ghar mein visphotak samagri hai..!!"
Santa~"Sir khabar to ekdum pakki hai par Wo abhi Maikey gayi hai..!!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sharabi Road par pada tha

Sharabi Road par pada tha.

Policeman- itni Q pee rakhi hai?
Sharabi- mazburi thi

Policeman- kya mazburi thi?
Sharabi- botal ka dhakkan gum ho gaya tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A policeman caught a Pathan

A policeman caught a Pathan driver stopping the bus at the road and began asking questions:

Policeman: “Tumne bich road pe bus Kyun rok di?”

Pathan: Hum seher mein naya aaya hai magar Kanoon nahi torta! Woh samne dekho likha hai “Bus Stop” Toh humne rok diya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek police Inspector ke ghar

Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.

Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.

Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police: Kuch der me aapko phansi

Police: Kuch der me aapko phansi di jayegi ap ki aakhri khwaish kya hai?

Funny Yoga Guru: Plz muje Yoga position me fansi lagan. Sar Niche aur feet upar karke phansi dena.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa horse par ja raha tha

Santa horse par ja raha tha.

Voh red light jump karta hai.

Police vala siti bajata hai.

Funny Santa ghode ki tail opar kar ke kehata hai: Le karle number note.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ik Indian Police Inspector ke ghar

Ik Indian Police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.

Wife: Utho ji, ghar me chori ho rahi hai.

Indian Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main is time duty par nahi hun.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar: I was caught by the police

Sardar: I was caught by the police as they find diamonds in my socks.
Friend: are you a smuggling diamonds..?
Sardar: I was smuggling Sock

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Police-Station Aya

Sardar Police-Station Aya R Bola:
Mujhe Arest Krlo
Mene Apni BV K Sr Pe Dnda Mara Hy,

Police:
Wo Mar Gai Kia?

Sardar:
Nhi Wo To Bach Gai,
Hun Meri Khair Nai.:-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A policeman to his son

A policeman to his son : Tumhara result aacha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur TV dekhna band.

Beta : Ye 50 rupay pakdo aur ess baat ko yaheen dabado

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Why has the Govt

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?

Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta: Why is the Police

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed “The heart of the country”?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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