Police; 227 Jokes

Traffic Police

Traffic police:tumhara scooter itna uchhal kyon
raha hai?
Scooter chaalak:-huzur, scooter nahin uchhal raha
hai. Mujhe hichkiyaan aa rahi hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan Aur Traffic Police

Cow Per Bethey Ek Pathan Ko
Traffic-Police Ne Rok Kar Kaha
K Aapka Helmet Nahi Hai?
Chalan Hoga

Pathan: Dhiyaan Se Dekh Neechey
Andhay Four Wheel Hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Police

Police : Tumhara Dost Kese Mara
Sardar : Pata Nahi Wo Bola Mere Pet Me Chuhe Kud
Rahe He
To Mene Usko Chuhe Marne Ki Dawa Khila Di

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Mare ghar chor aya hai

Santa-kaha ja rahe ho?
Banta-Police Station,Mere ghar chor aya he
Santa-BV ko akela chod dia
Banta-Nhi,usne chor ko baho me jakad rakha hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Chapal chori ho gai

Snta Ki Chappal Chori Ho Gyi
Wo Qabristan Paucha Or Waha Baith K Kehne Laga
Chor Ko Kaha Dhundne Jaye Ek Na 1 Din To Yaha
Ayega Hi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 chor police se chupta hua

1 Chor, Police Se Chupta Hua 1 Tuti Qabr Me Lait
Gya.
Qareeb Se Kuch Pathan Guzray
To Unho Ne Socha Ke Shayed Log Mayat Par Matti
Dalna Bhool Gaye. Fatta Fatt Matti Dalna Shuru
Kar Di
Chor Bola: “Bachao Bachao”
Pathan: “Oh Khocha Jaldi Jaldi Matti Daalo Is Par
To Azaab Shuru Ho Gaya Ha..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Police station chalte hain

Boy: Chalogi
Girl: Kaha.?Boy:
Jaha Tum Kaho
Girl:Police Station Chalte Hai,
Boy: Lo Batao Ab Apni Behen Se
Mazak Bhi Nahi Kar Sakta

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
PATHAN Ki Bus Nehar Me Gir Gai

PATHAN Ki Bus Nehar Me Gir Gai
POLICE: Bus Kesy Giri?

PATHAN:Muje Ni Pta!
POLICE : Q?

PATHAN : Wo Aj Helper Ni Aya
To Me Pechy Kraya Lene Gya Hua Tha.. ;->

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Police. tum kal subha 5 bje

Police:
Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje
Phansi Di Jayegi
Sardar: HA HA HA!
Police: Kyo Hass Rahe Ho?
Sardar: Mein To Subah 8 Baje Utthta Hoon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Police station

Sardar Police-Station Aya R Bola:
Mujhe Arest Krlo
Mene Apni BV K Sr Pe Dnda Mara Hy,
Police:
Wo Mar Gai Kia?
Sardar:
Nhi Wo To Bach Gai,
Hun Meri Khair Nai.:

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Police man

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hans rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
2 Bomb

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A policeman saw a car parked

One Friday night, a policeman saw a car parked up at "makeout point." Shining his flashlight in the window, he saw a young man fidgeting in the front seat glancing at his watch and a young woman sitting in the back seat and reading a magazine.

"Excuse me, son" said the cop, "but how old are the two of you?"

"I'm eighteen, sir, and" (checking his watch another time) "in ten more minutes, she'll be eighteen too!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Police caught

A news story said the police caught a guy trying to cash a phony check and took him down to the station. While the officers were distracted, the crook grabbed the check off the desk and swallowed it.

No problem: the police waited five or six hours and then charged the guy with passing a bad check.Twice.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Inspector

Santa ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha
abhi tak wapis nahi aaye:-(
Inspector banta bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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