Police; 227 Jokes

if he could see her license.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely

if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.

Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A police officer stops

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together.

Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Man 2 Inspector

Man 2 Inspector: Sir zinadgi mein kabi haraam khaya ap nay?
Inspector: Bas aik dafa… ghar say khana aa gia tha wo khana para

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Police:Humein Ap k ghar ki talashi

Police:Humein Ap k ghar ki talashi leni hy,pta chala hy k apke ghr main khatarnak Bomb hy.
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Sardar:Khabar to pakki hy
magar aj woh Maikey gai hui hy

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Policeman:” Sab kuch bata dovarna chaddi utar

Policeman:” Sab kuch
bata dovarna chaddi
utar
ke marunga..
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Santa:”Sir, Galti maine ki
hai, to Aap kyun apni
chaddi utaroge..???…:P:D

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Police constable 2 his son:

Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya. Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band. 

Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo. 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
sardar ko phansi

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho? Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun. 

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
police

I"m @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine

sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin

me 4 taking the piss

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
i am at police station

im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case

against me "possession of good looks".i"m doomed! i need

someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
aik foji train me

aik foji train main ja raha tha aur aik police wala samnay baitha tha

police walay nay poocha kay chuti pay ja rahay ho to foji nay kaha haan meri bivi ko bacha hua hai

police walay nay kaha kay kitnay arsay bahad ja rahay ho

foji bola 2 saal bahab

police wala phir to bacha haram ka hua

foji haan main bhee to usko police main bharti kara doon ga

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
first friend

first friend: yar aaj main nay PC hotel main sirf 50 ropay main khana khaiya

2nd friend: naheen yaar woh kaisay?

ist friend: yaar bill to 2000 bana tha unhoan nay police ko bulwa liya aur main nay 50 ropay day ka jan churwai

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Police wala apne bache se

Police wala apne bache se: Beta tumhara result achha nahi aya aj se tumhara khelna tv dekhna
band

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Son: Ye 50 Rs pakro or is bat ko yahien daba do":-

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
kia hal ho gya....

kia hal ho gya yeh jan lo
abhi be wakat hai man jao
bury wakt ka say phaly man jao
WaRNa police waly khud he mana lay gy;-)

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Aik burhya tangay kay nichay aagayi to sipahi nay

Aik burhya tangay kay nichay aagayi to sipahi nay tangay walay ko pakr kar poocha. Tum nay burhya ko takkar kiun mari hai?

Tangay wala khamosh khara raha. Burhya kehnay lagi: ab kiun nahi boltay? Pehlay to bara shor macha raha rahay the keh bach mayi bach mayi ….. ab bol.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Iqbal (Ahmad say):dunya ka sab say taqat war aadmi kon hai?

Iqbal (Ahmad say):dunya ka sab say taqat war aadmi kon hai?
Ahmad: traffic police jo sirf hath kay aik isharay say sainkron garyan rok leta hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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