Police; 227 Jokes

Police: Tum humko jaanty nahi

Police:
Tum humko jaanty nahi
Ham yahan ka D.S.P hein

Pathan:
Tum D.S.P hy to
Ham M.P.W hy

Police Darty huwy:
Ye M.P.W kya hy

Pathan:
MONG PHALI WALA :

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Police: Hamen Ap K Ghar Ki Talashi

Police: Hamen Ap K Ghar Ki Talashi Leni Hai Pata chala Hai k Ap K Ghar Main dhamaka khaiz mawad Hai

Aadmi: Khabar To Pakki Hai Mgr Abhi Wo Maikay Gai Hui Hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Mela laga hua tha

Mela laga hua tha. Ek akhbaar wala akhbar bech raha tha laikin bik nahi rahey they. Us ney socha key aisee zabardast khabar parhi jaey key log us ki taraf mutawajja ho jayein.

Us ney ek khaufnaak khabar ka eilaan shuru ker diya, “The dam has broken”

Meley mein bhagdar mach gyee, log sar pe paon rakh ker bhagey.

Police waley barey pareshan huey, jab unhein pata chala key hua kia hey to unhon ney loudspeaker sey eilaan kiya, “The dam has not broken”

Logon mein aur afratafi mach gyee, kyunkey un ka khayal tha key police deny ker rahee hey to khabar sach hi ho gi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Peshawar Ki Police Ka BheJawab Nhe Hai

Peshawar Ki Police Ka BheJawab Nhe Hai

1 Pathan Talaab Main Nha Rha Tha

Police Wala Kehta Hai" Chal Ooye Bahr A Kar Kpry PehanTeri Talashi Leni Hy

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.

Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.

Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?

Amma: Mai manat mani si k mera ghar bn giyatay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon giEs lai tawanon roti khawai

Police officer hans K bola:Amma aina takaluf Q'n kita1 wapda wala sadd laina C.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
2 sardaron ko 2 bamb mily

2 sardaron ko 2 bamb mily
1 nay kaha chalo police k bataty hain
2ra agar rasty main 1 chal gaya to
1 kahain gay 1 hi mila tha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
sardar in police station ye photos kiski hain?

sardar in police station ye photos kiski hain?
Police:yeh criminals ki jinko arrest kerna hai.
sardar: jab photo li tab arrest ker lena tha na .;-

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa complained 2 Police

Santa complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the theif did not take TV???
Santa : I was watching TV na....

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
kia hal ho ga

kiya hal ho ga yeh jan lo
abhi be wakat hai man jao
bury wakt ka say phaly man jao
WaRNa police waly khud he mana lay gy;-)

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
3 chezian hyn, jin ke wja

3 chezian hyn, jin ke wja se insan "JANAT" mey dakhil nai ho sakta. 1: "SHIRK" KRNy wala 2: "SALAM" mey pehal na KRNy wala 3: "CYCLE" pe mohr lagane wala

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
hereby place u..

hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 -

distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex

appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
im at the police statiion

im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!


by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
hellow friend

Hellow Friends

How r u i hope u will

Be Fine Listen 2 me Carefully

I like Friends Would u like Friendshp

With me.

So I m waiting



Shaniiiiiiiiiiii

0334-3158511

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
;YAD RAKHO

;;YAD RAKHO TO DIL K QAREEB HAIN HAM ;;;SSSSS;;



BOL JAHO TO FASLAY HAZAR HAIN;;

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

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