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wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to (aik Faqeer ne kaha:Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon
.Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha ho ga.
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 781 views
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